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You might have the best flower garden. I still got the best milkshake though. :)

2007-03-28 05:42:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The question is can I smell your flower??
because you don't need to be a botanist you can hire me as your gardener!! hows dat?

2007-03-28 15:38:29 · answer #2 · answered by Dx 2 · 0 0

No - join the homeowners association. Then you can walk around and grade everybody ELSE'S lawn. You can even be the treasurer and buy a bunch of rainbow ribbons, explaining to the association that the multi-colored ribbons were less expensive that the standard blue ribbons. Tick off your Bible tossing, tree planting, homophobic neighbor by giving them a rainbow ribbon for their tree. (Then fine them the following week for messing up the neighborhood)

2007-03-28 22:58:20 · answer #3 · answered by E_Tard 6 · 0 0

The Busy Botanist - No Time For Love
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Yeah, you go do Botany
When someone comes askin
Hey you got any?
You'd be too busy
An' just a li'l dizzy
Over these wild weeds
And those crazy seeds
And one day, when your roses bloom
Your time's gone
You'll have had not any! :-P

2007-03-28 12:52:25 · answer #4 · answered by Gaymes Last Orchestra 6 · 1 0

Great (and even with your neighbor's leaves blowing across).

Botony is a good field (but doesn't pay that well). On the other hand professional landscapers make quite a lot of $$$.

2007-03-28 13:04:26 · answer #5 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 0 0

where do you live?....you had leaves blowing in your yard now your flowers look good?....here in Chicago everything is still dead and brown.....I'm coming over.....no you should not become a botanist....it will take your time away from us....

2007-03-28 12:44:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

That or a cranky elderly couple. Live the dream, Tracer.

2007-03-28 12:46:42 · answer #7 · answered by Syck 5 · 0 0

Nah, just an herbalist. We all know the "flowers" you grow can be smoked!

2007-03-28 12:52:25 · answer #8 · answered by DEATH 7 · 1 0

No honey, school will take too much of your time away from here. We need your joy and silliness!

2007-03-28 13:30:15 · answer #9 · answered by FTW 7 · 0 0

Can you plant my Helianthus annuus ?

2007-03-28 12:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

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