Why do I dislike Rosie Odonnel?

Answer 1

Much like Scientology, there is a reasonable explanation for why everybody hates Rosie O'Donnell. You see, Rosie O'Donnell was born in 1853 in Northern Ireland under the name Patrick Flannegan. Patrick was academically and physically at his peak in high school. He had the pick of the litter when it came down to choosing his mate. However, in 1902, Patrick's life changed forever. He came upon a doctor who lived alone in the forest. The townspeople said he was mad, creating monsters of all sorts by mixing their DNA and inseminating them with his own man-juices. Patrick was unaware that this story was all too real.
Patrick knocked on the good doctor's door, only to find that this "doctor" was a thousand-year-old alien named Kirk Ameron (no relation to Kirk Cameron from television's "Full House"). Ameron immediately ripped out Patrick Flannegan's insides and started feasting on his chewie flesh. As he lay dying, Flannegan told Ameron that he was sorry he didn't live to see Paris. Well, neither did Ameron, so the alien creature took pity on the lad.
Ameron took the soul and DNA of Flannegan and put it into the town drunk's ugly wife's body, while disposing of that soul in a delectable meal. This is the shape that you know Rosie O'Donnell today. For the next hundred years, O'Donnell roamed around, looking for a mate, but finding no woman who would want to be with a morbidly obese dyke with bad skin and an annoying voice. Rosie was heartbroken. Until one day, s/he decided to move to America.
In America, she landed an opportunity as a sideshow freak: Come one, come all, they said. See the amazing morbidly obese lesbian with scraggly hair and bad skin, they said. One by one, tourists flocked to see this spectacle. Rosie was humiliated. She escaped one night by eating her way out of the cage she was kept in, and broke into Warner Brother's studios. That night, she feasted upon the flesh of guardsmen and awaited the morning, when the producers would all come in for their meeting. One by one, she ate them, until there was one left. She agreed to let him live on one condition: Rosie was to co-star in a movie about baseball. Thus, out of fear for the world, "A League of Their Own" was made. Tom Hanks had no idea about the plot; he was too drunk to realize that this movie was a bombshell.
That's the Rosie you know today. That's how she made the transition from the all-star athletic Irishman of the 19th century, to the hideous, beastly monster that she formed into today. Go tell the world, son. Let them all know.

Answer 2

I do not know your personal likes or dislikes. In my opinion Ms. O'Donnell comes off as a self-righteous personality. She announced her sexual preference (lesbian) shortly before leaving her talk show in 2002. She has drawn attention to lesbian rights to adopt children. She is very outspoken on many issues, including recent negative banter with Donald Trump, Kelly Ripa, and Danny Devito. I don't particularly care for her opinions, but I do respect her charitable work and contributions, which are significant.

Answer 3

Due to a number of reasons.
First there's you obvious infatuation with Star "Throw me anutha chicken wing" Jones. since those two get a long like oil and water, it's not shocking that you're not a big Rosie fan.
Second, b/c you're a world-renown chubby chaser, and you actually covet the notion of tapping that cellulite covered ***, but are in denial.
Third, the fact that she was last entertaining in the film "A League of Their Own" causes you to hate both her personally and the game of baseball as a whole.
Finally, b/c you hate America and the baby Jesus.

Answer 4

Because you are a sane, intelligent, kind human being. Because you see and do not appreciate hypocrisy. And you are turned off by rudeness in an individual. Especially one who claims that being a mother is so important to her. Also, being such a nice person yourself, you see that she is self-centered and self-serving, and has great pleasure in putting down other people, picking at their scabs. Because she is so self-centered, she actually believes that the public CARES about the details of her sexual orientation. So she make sure that she brings it up any time. Is that enough? I can still go on and on!

Answer 5

Rosie O'Donnel is the poster child for liberal women. She chooses to live a lifestyle that is frowned upon, while also introducing children into her "family". She corupts the moral fiber of her own children, as well as the minds of women across America on national television. She encourages the idea that women are strong enough to do things on their own, while degrading the worth of a man.

Answer 6

She is the the best thing that has happened to daytime t.v. She speaks her mind. She talks about the current issues and she doesn't sugar coat everything like other t.v. personalities do. When you have someone that isn't afraid to loose their job, then you have something special. DO YOUR THING ROSIE.

Answer 7

Because even if she is right on an issue she comes off as being obnoxious and loud, she has little class. She also seems judgemental to me.

Answer 8

Because this is America and that's your right to dislike anybody,anyhow,and at anytime. WHAT A COUNTRY!

Answer 9

Most likely her overall her lack of "cuteness" factor, as she is middle aged, no longer funny or attractive to anyone, even for laughs.

Answer 10

because shes a fat ugly loud mouth lesbian and no one really cares to hear her comments on stuff but she forces them on us anyway..i wish STAR JONES would have just kicked Rosie's A$$ and relieved us of our misery!