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You might have seen the bumper sticker that says: "God is not a Republican" and it got me thinking about the party affiliation of the Devil. I was thinking he identifies most with the Democrats, he likes Saddam Hussein, defending criminals, giving needles to drug addicts, and promoting any kind of perverted sex you can or can't imagine. Please give examples of why he would identify one way or another.

2007-03-28 02:40:31 · 33 answers · asked by j 1 in Politics & Government Politics

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The Devil has no interest in seeing that the needy get fed or clothed, nor has he an interest in ending the suffering of people in war-torn areas like Darfur. The Devil takes glee in the death of soldiers trying to protect the world from evil.

I'd say the Devil is a Republican (since he clearly is not the Prince of Peace.)

2007-03-28 02:46:35 · answer #1 · answered by Sevateem 4 · 3 8

i don't recognize approximately Blacks; yet as a white guy i will inform you that I voted against Bush two times as a Republican - So why might I ever vote for him purely because of the fact he replaced events?? (confident; i'm comparing Bush to the devil. Cry me a river. quite; i think of Cheney might have been the devil - And Bush became purely hell's courtroom jester they submit as a extra likable face of the administration...)

2016-12-15 10:39:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

It would be nice if it was that easy. He prefers to be an instigator. He probably is rolling on the carpet laughing at all of us just yelling at each other rather than discover there might be a win/win scenario. God, on the other hand, I'm guessing is saddened, because we enjoy fighting more than finding a workable solution.

2007-03-28 14:47:46 · answer #3 · answered by viablerenewables 7 · 0 0

If you had reviewed your much-used Bible for guidance, prior to asking this question, you would have come up with a better question. God identifies with Democrats who believe that everyone is presumed innocent, has the right to a fair and speedy trial and constitutional protection. Democrats believe after one is determined guilty, justice should be served, and dangerous should be put away. I Believe Jesus called these least of my brothers, and would not condone...torture...vp, a.g., pres laugh gleefully at that. Needles to drug addicts is to prevent disease, which is what God would say is good. UUUMMMN, preverted sex, follow your republican friends home and see how they live when they think no one is watching. Which presidential candidates have had the most divorces. Hassert, why did he step down and who covered up for him. Ted Haggart...what did the devil tell him to do? Republicans have told you they are the closest to God, and you believe them. Look up Pharisee in your Bible, and be enlightened, my friend.

2007-03-28 03:03:29 · answer #4 · answered by dan b 3 · 3 3

God is probaly a Republican because they have all the money and power. Jesus , however is probaly a Democrat, because he helped the poor, and the struggling. If you look at the way Jesus's time on Earth ended, it (not to ever compare exactly, so do not get offended) parallels the type of situations that happens to Democrat leaders: they help the people who truly need it and want it, then the power class come up with a reason to condemn the person, and none of his own side speak up to come to their defense.

Thinking further, I feel God is probaly with the Green Party or something close to it , because nature and the enviroment are completly in God's control. (Almost all of it , there are those massive enviromentally destructive Oil companies, and corporations,...damn Republican devils....Devils??!!! wait a minute............I think I just realized who's party the Republicans probaly is!!!)

2007-03-28 03:08:26 · answer #5 · answered by Dr.Cool 3 · 2 4

The democrats will always win the bumper sticker game. Most of them have a bumper sticker mentality. In other words all they know about most issues will fit on a bumper sticker.

The devil is not a democrat. The devil is an extreme islamo-fascist. The democrats have become his useful idiots.



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2007-03-28 02:55:51 · answer #6 · answered by Jacob W 7 · 5 4

I don't think he has a party affiliation, but I see you struck a nerve among our Democrat brethren. Liberal Democrats are seldom able to see the consequences of their misguided, misinformed, illogical, social policies.

2007-03-28 07:55:54 · answer #7 · answered by Matt 5 · 2 2

This questions makes it easy to see why we separate church and state. And why is everything equated with sex with you cons? Do republicans promote godly sex? Should the government be promoting sex at all? Your fantasy beliefs or anyone else's have no place in politics.

2007-03-28 03:07:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

It you study the tenet of satanism, it is all about self service and giving into depire and temptation. Christiantity is all about the selfless desire to better your community and the situation for others.

You cannot say equate a democrat to satan while still equating them so socialists. Likewise you cannot equate a republican to Godly while the continue to mislead and neglect the needs of thier nation.

You are also forgetting that God does not hate, he recognizes our sin. Being a drug addicted or enjoying sodomy does not make you a satanist it just makes you guilty of a sin.

As a side note I have never once heard a person from either side support Saddam Hussien, at best I have only heard differneces as to how he should have been dealt with.

2007-03-28 02:52:43 · answer #9 · answered by smedrik 7 · 4 7

pro choice, pro gay marriage, no mandatory minimums for sex crimes,separation of church and state,Christmas tree = holiday tree, Easter bunny = spring time bunny, 10 commandments are offensive, boy scouts can't take an oath to god, children can't sing silent night holy night but can sing silent night winter night. NAMBLA = ACLU =DEMOCRATS=DEVIL

2007-03-28 03:13:43 · answer #10 · answered by deedee2qu 3 · 2 2

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