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Lets all try a bit of creativeness for a lovely Wednesday afternoon.

Dedicated to all of us who have had spurned love.

2007-03-28 02:07:44 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

27 answers

..you are so damn ugly that I would rather dangle my testicles in a vat of acid

2007-03-28 02:12:21 · answer #1 · answered by jamand 7 · 4 1

i would go on a date with you but only coz im lonely,
so dont try any of ya funny busness unless u start to grow on me,
if infact that happens and love is in the air,
theres a shed load of dishes and the hoovers over there. xx

2007-03-28 02:17:58 · answer #2 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0 2

I'm busy cataloguing my collection of household dust

2007-03-28 04:15:50 · answer #3 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0 0

...alas I'm underage so go find another girl to bother u perve!..lol joke! hehe.
Serious answer:
...I feel like nows the time for me NOT to get into a relationship, sorry...

2007-03-28 02:43:20 · answer #4 · answered by hm 2 · 0 1

my folk-singing dragon-breeding friend needs help with her religious studies coursework on whether abortion is right, and i promised i'd help her by re-enacting a scene from Dirty Dancing :)

2007-03-28 08:32:30 · answer #5 · answered by Little Miss Helellena 3 · 0 0

I'm tidying my sock drawer and tightening the hinges on my reading glasses that night

2007-03-28 02:10:03 · answer #6 · answered by G*I*M*P 5 · 1 2

I'm not that desperate, or I've better things to do like swallowing arsenic.

2007-03-28 02:22:41 · answer #7 · answered by mike-from-spain 6 · 0 1

maybe after 40 to 50 years when I'm ugly or probably dead.. hehehehe

2007-03-28 02:20:16 · answer #8 · answered by ICW4T 2 · 0 1

'my washing machine broke and i have no clean clother other than my nurses outfit'

to which you would reply 'That's ok with me, we'll stay in'

2007-03-28 06:10:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm not into interspecies relationships.

or

I'm busy
("What are you doing?")
I'll think of something

2007-03-28 08:01:27 · answer #10 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 0 0

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