Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.Later,several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed with both hands behind the back of her head.One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car.He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange.When he asked her if she was okay,Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.The man called the paramedics who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head...con't
2007-03-28 01:34:50 · 3 answers · asked by QDPie 2 in News & Events ➔ Media & Journalism
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is a blonde but I'm certain that's irrelevant.
2007-03-28 01:35:27 · update #1
Oh lighten up. Get a sense of humor.
2007-03-28 01:48:09 · update #2
I've heard this years ago. It's still kinda amusing though.
2007-03-28 02:41:03 · answer #1 · answered by hev_1985 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
WOW! MY CAPS LOCK IS ALSO DAMAGED JUST LIKE YOUR BRAIN.
typing in caps lock has nothing to do with humor, it's quite the opposite
2007-03-28 01:45:33 · answer #2 · answered by jivesucka 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This joke is older than dirt.
NOT an actual headline.
2007-03-28 01:42:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋