2007-03-27 23:23:15 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Oh, I see trouble brewing here. This has probably been perculating so long, it may be too latte.
2007-03-28 01:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by Cyndie 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
First off Mustard, let me say, long time listener, long time poster, big fan. Love your work. Now, on to my comment.
Coffee is grounds for divorce, no doubt about it. Look at the number of coffee shops in the U.S. alone. Look at coffee's rank amongst consumed drinks, and especially amongst breakfast drinks. It's quite obvious that coffee has maneuvered it's self into position right behind water as a necessity rather than a need. That alone makes it an invaluable commodity. My suggestion to you is to find a lawyer and file for divorce ASAP.
2007-03-28 04:11:58 · answer #2 · answered by Hollywood 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then teach her how to make coffee or you can start making it yourself lol. NO this is not grounds for divorce at all. You could even buy coffee at Dunkin Donuts or places like that as they make decent coffee as well.
2007-03-27 23:40:19 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Hewitt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you could teach your wife to make the coffee the way you like it. I don't think coffee is worth getting a divorce, you could by a cup of coffee everyday and it would probably be cheaper.
2007-03-27 23:28:37 · answer #4 · answered by cutie322434 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well if bad coffee leads to divorce I would say there would be tons of divorced couples out there. Why not make it the way you like it or show her how you like it to be made. Coffee is way cheaper than a divorce so just do it yourself.
2007-03-27 23:29:08 · answer #5 · answered by Jade AvA 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think so. I divorced my last 5 wives for making bad coffee. Finally I married a manager at Starbucks. We get along just great.
2007-03-27 23:28:28 · answer #6 · answered by \\\Jack Beanstalk 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It depends on what state you live in. If you are anywhere in the northwest, however, the only grounds for divorce is snoring too loud, and turning off football on Monday night.
2007-03-28 03:07:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like an "EXCUSE" for a divorce. How 'bout you make the coffee, she'll make the bed.....
2007-03-27 23:44:56 · answer #8 · answered by Dreamcatcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um no...that means if you want something done right do it yourself.....how could you even think something stupid like bad coffee can be grounds for divorce?
2007-03-27 23:28:54 · answer #9 · answered by oo_m_i_c_h_e_l_l_e_oo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha "coffee grounds." I get it. Very cute!
2007-03-27 23:34:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh gee I should hope NOT, make your own coffee or go to Duncan Donuts & buy some
2007-03-27 23:31:18 · answer #11 · answered by start 6-22-06 summer time Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋