A elderly couple were driving done a California highway, when a patrol Officer pulled them over. The Officer asked the old man for his driver liceince. The old woman having a hearing problem says "WHAT HE SAY?" The old man said "HE WANTS TO SEE MY DRIVERS LICEINCE" "OH" said the old woman. The man showed the liceince to the Officer. The Officer said
"I see you're from Texas" The woman said "WAHT HE SAY?" The man "HE SAYS WE ARE FROM TEXAS" the woman "OH, YES WE ARE" the Officer says "I hate Texas, I knew a woman from Texas, it was the worst sex of my life!" the old woman says "WHAT HE SAY?" The old man says "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!!
2007-03-27 21:57:18 · 14 answers · asked by ViXoNvEe 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
other one was better
2007-03-27 22:00:23 · answer #1 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the officer is right I was stationed in Texas in 1967...have said this ever since...Texas..a great place to be from....as far away from as possible!
2007-03-27 22:06:28 · answer #2 · answered by chiefof nothing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I liked the other one more...but why don't you just move to the Jokes &Riddles section luv? This is not a place for jokes LOL and check your spelling ;)
2007-03-27 22:08:18 · answer #3 · answered by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny !!!! :::::::another on the same lines !!
old couple in the doctors :::the doc says to the man , I"m going to need a sample of your urine !!!!
what"s he say ,he shouts to his wife ,she replies he wants a urine sample !!:::::::
doc says , also a sample of your stool !!:::::
what"s he say , he shouts to his wife ?????
oh just leave your underpants with the nurse !!!
2007-03-27 22:36:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-03-27 22:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a little bit funny! LOL
2007-03-31 12:00:24 · answer #6 · answered by Happening_babe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one can I keep it? LOLâ¥
2007-03-27 22:10:28 · answer #7 · answered by ☆♥•´`•.¸ ;-) •´`•.¸ ♥☆ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-27 22:02:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! LOL
2007-03-27 22:04:43 · answer #9 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-03-27 22:00:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, keep going babe, your on a roll. lol XXX
2007-03-27 22:17:32 · answer #11 · answered by Whatever. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋