Be creative.
2007-03-27 21:32:31 · 20 answers · asked by Cereal Killer 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
coz Devil decided that he needs a break to go Snowboarding. but since he can't trust his wife, leaving her alone for few minute... or days was just impossible. so he decided to freeze hell and have all the fun while keeping an eye on his wife.
2007-03-27 22:11:16 · answer #1 · answered by Piggy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa, (Cheerleader Captain and Class Valedictorian) during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night and again this morning, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, and thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!!!"
2007-03-28 05:24:31 · answer #2 · answered by roncho 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well.....if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
it, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.
2007-03-28 05:00:13 · answer #3 · answered by mitsugirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What?! It did? Damn. I'm SO not taking that loser back, no matter what I said about hell freezing over. Tell him to keep the flying pigs off my lawn, too.
2007-03-28 04:39:30 · answer #4 · answered by hrh_gracee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Winter is awfully cold for those who have no memories. We've already missed the Spring. LOL Actually it is Spring so....we just missed Winter. Well anyway,I was just quoting a movie so ignore me...
2007-03-28 04:36:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell has been relocated. It is now known as the state of Maine.
2007-03-28 05:03:55 · answer #6 · answered by fieroturbo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Devil forgot to stoke the fires down in hell..
2007-03-28 04:37:07 · answer #7 · answered by Bella 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
George W. finally did something right for a change?
2007-03-28 04:57:52 · answer #8 · answered by Chaos 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton just read a book.
2007-03-28 04:37:08 · answer #9 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cuz I was about to die, and Satan said, "Hell no, there ain't no way this boy is gettin' down here." So the place shut down.
2007-03-28 04:36:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋