Insert your own punchline please...
2007-03-27 21:12:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
And Larry, Curly and Moe anounce..."Hey look, our stunt doubles are here"
2007-03-27 22:38:38 · answer #1 · answered by jeff_loves_life 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
i imagine Al Gore is attempting and succeeding with a documentary that has received an outstanding form of efficient attractiveness. Michael Moore had the nerve to furnish some documentaries that are depending in reality (or could were sued) yet ruffled an outstanding form of human beings. i wish that you think Fahrenheit 9/11 yet I wager you probably did not. I have discovered that if human beings don't like the message, the attack the human beings who developed it. you're a acceptable celebration. Propaganda may be WMD (no longer there yet needed the idea to get warfare approval) or how about Iraq and its uranium enrichment programme (no longer there). at present we see propaganda on Iran an same as we did on Iraq. imagine for your self and that i do not care how someone seems yet its the integrity of the guy that counts.
2016-12-02 22:35:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillary, Michael Moore and Al Gore walk into a bar with an alligator.....HIllary asks the bartender..."do you serve republicans here?" the bartender replies.."yes we do". Michael Moore says.."ok, well serve one to the alligator".
2007-03-28 02:54:04 · answer #3 · answered by Charlooch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hillary and Al spot Moore, look for his camera, and hope he doesn't try to corner them for an interview. Then Hillary greets Al with a handshake and smile, Al, seeing the former first lady, asks her how Chelsea is doing, then, heads out the door for a little sun.
2007-03-27 22:24:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Al opens the door and says, "Ladies first.." Then Michael steps ahead of Hillary. Hillary looks down at Michael's crotch and laughs. She goes, "Yeah, I guess you're right." Then Gore follows Hillary, looks at her butt, laughs and remarks: "Oh, by the way Clinton, did you hear about my trip to the Grand Canyon?" She turns around and slaps Al on the right cheek. Then she responds, "Yeah, did you hear about my trip to the Vienna Sausage factory?"
2007-03-27 21:29:51 · answer #5 · answered by gone 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Hillary asks Gore and Moore if they have a cigar.
2007-03-27 23:18:43 · answer #6 · answered by flying_blind_and_dyslexic 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Moore - "It sure is hot in here."
Gore - "Global warming is very harsh for umm, large people."
Hillary - "Buy me a drink Al, Bill hasn't looked at me in years."
Gore - " Who ate all the nuts?"
Moore - "My bad."
Hillary - "So you gonna vote for me guys?"
Gore - "So Mike what's your next doc. about?"
Moore - "I was gonna do one about the skyrocketing beef prices----" Hillary - "Shut up you fat pig and buy me another drink"
Gore - "So who's this Obama guy?"
Hillary - "Blow it out your a-----" Moore - "Or maybe another one about Iraq"
Gore - "Well give my regards to Bill, I gotta get back to saving the world"
Moore - "So, Hillary........." Hillary - "F**k off I'm not that drunk"
Moore -" Well, I'm off to the buffet, I mean ballet."
Hillary - "Loser."
2007-03-27 22:06:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hillary has PMS, starts a fight and there's More Gore than you would expect to see!
2007-03-28 00:54:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
And make a movie,"America Saved," wih Gore starring as President, Hillary as Vice-President and Moore as director of the film.
2007-03-27 21:23:31 · answer #9 · answered by MenifeeManiac 7 · 4⤊ 6⤋
And ordered a drink then they all raise their glasses to toast the new president Obama.
2007-03-27 21:50:02 · answer #10 · answered by molly 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
...the bartender gives you a loaded 9mm with only 2 rounds in it and says use it on them...what do you do?
You shoot Michael Moore twice.
2007-03-27 23:33:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋