When was the last time you had a "blonde" moment?

Question

for me a couple of months ago. I was driving down the freeway when I got a flat tire.... no problem, I have AAA. But when I call, they say the service is delayed and I could be waiting 2 hours. I think, I am a grown woman, I can change a tire, and that's when it hits me, I don't have a spare tire! I call my husband all panicked, what do I do? he says, honey, calm down and look at the rear of the car... I had been staring at it for nearly 5 years.... covered with one of those black tire covers... on the back of my suv, right there in plane sight! Total blonde moment!

Answer 1

I was on the phone, and was looking for my phone!!

Answer 2

I had a male blonde moment, A couple of weeks ago, I was leaving my house and I keep remembering things I need to tak with me, I would get all the way to the freeway on ramp and then remember... I have to go back three times that day

Justin

Answer 3

About a month ago I was making a cake. On the package it says to cook for 65 minutes. On my stove the timer is electronic and for 65 minutes it would read 1:05 (one hour and five minutes) For about 10 minutes or so I was getting frustrated and kept restarting the time because I couldn't find the 65. I couldn't comprehend the 1:05 was the same as 65. lol

Answer 4

lololol, i do stuff like that all the time. then when i get the "look" from people, i just smile put my hands on either side of my face make a downward motion and say in a vacant sounding voice, " oh well i guess you can't be pretty and smart" then i put a huge smile on my face, picture this being done by a 6 ft 210 pound man! lmao

Answer 5

The day I drove 45 minutes to work, and got into the elevator.
Everyone was looking down. I looked down to see what they were looking at when I noticed that my huge pink fuzzy slippers had come to work with me! My boss never let me live it down.

Then one day I looked for my glasses for thirty minutes to find them on my head!!

Went to take out my contacts and found 2 in one eye!!

Yes, I was born a blonde!!

Oh--I forgot to tell you, I called the eye doctor that day to make an appointment because my vision was so blurry!!

Answer 6

I had one yesterday when i went to pay for my fuel at the petrol station and i asked the assistant if they take fly buys! I mean seriously, what was i thinking?? They only take that in retail and grocery stores!

Answer 7

I had the perfume bottle in my hand ,and i was looking for it!!!

Once,my mom had to leave her friends till the main entry,when she realised she wore her bunny slippers and rushed back home to change!!!!

Answer 8

You know that Alltel commercial where he tells the fat one to zip his fly up? I watched it like five times, and then I finally got it.

Answer 9

They've happened since the day I was born and haven't stopped!!! At least I can blame my stupidity on my hair color!!!

Answer 10

hahahaha... well i havent had one recently... but a co-worker of mine had one yesterday...

i had phoned her to discuss some issue and then she was then meant to speak to someone from my branch.. so she then said she would phone back and speak to the girl - then we simultaneously thought - duhhhhh... i can just transfer her to the girl - hahahahaah that was so funny..

Answer 11

Well I did sell my car for gas money but that was because it blew up on the freeway......does that count and yes t is true!!!!
Your depiction is fabulous!!!! Are we related?????