Describe yourself in a personals Ad,
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2007-03-27 20:33:44 · 19 answers · asked by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
12 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears
2007-03-27 20:38:38 · answer #1 · answered by Ni 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That I'm a greasy overweight, zitty lord of the rings loving necrophilliac that lives in his mums basement....
lol not really
Something like: Hi I'm James, 6ft 1 Slim Build Blue eyes, WLTM someone whos not like what I described above!!!
2007-03-28 03:48:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Female John Candy with off-beat sense of humour and impressive intellect seeks slim, sensitive and intelligent nerd for nights of steaming and scintillating conversations, discussions and debates. Must like cats.
2007-03-28 04:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lazy lout looking for a lovely lass. Will shower the right woman with jewels, clothes, expensive gifts and exotic trips as well as lots of love and attention.
2007-03-28 03:55:01 · answer #4 · answered by Husker41 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WANTED:
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
Average looking male, up for a challenge.
2007-03-28 04:40:12 · answer #5 · answered by fatherf.lotski 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Age 20 Female, Blonde hair blue eyes...
Very outgoing, loves to go out or just hang out at home. I love to laugh and make people laugh. Looking for...blah blah...
something like that should work i think :)
2007-03-28 03:37:47 · answer #6 · answered by LostInTheCrowd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
28, red hair, dark brown eyes, friendly, energetic and adventurouse. Loves dancing, older men, and sometimes just staying home to watch some movies.
2007-03-28 04:02:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fluffy,mature,straight female with a sense of humor and no desire seeks blind,impotent,rich male Lol!!!!!
2007-03-28 08:24:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WoW i've never thought about it . It kind of scares the beejeebers out of me , the kind of people that read them LoL
2007-03-28 05:16:36 · answer #9 · answered by Scary Mary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a man-o-rific piece of the finest plastic @ss this world has ever been blessed to see!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YEAH! Ken! Yeah!
2007-03-28 03:37:12 · answer #10 · answered by Ken!!!! 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brown eyed girl,long black hair,pale skin,sensitive,antisocial,
intellectual,
artistic,complicated and dark personality ;)
2007-03-28 04:25:29 · answer #11 · answered by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋