Do you think chicken breasts should be exposed to the public in the market?

Question

This is a fun question. The best whacky answer gets ten points.
No insults please.

Answer 1

ever tried to buy a chicken bra?

B

Answer 2

There was actually a bill, vetoed last minute by former president Eisenhower, that retards could not enter a supermarket without the chicken breasts being covered up. It was then thought that the increasing amount of radiant particles in the air from nuclear tests were creating a sexual attraction between men with Down's Syndrome and chickens. Somehow, the radiation altered the structures of the calcium release channels in the axon terminals of the men's brains and produced this startling effect, along with an abnormality in the genes contained within the men's sperm that could combine with almost any warm-blooded animal, especially chickens. Soon, these retards with supercharged sex drives were chasing chickens around town and performing unspeakable acts on them. The result was not a chicken-human hybrid, but a chicken with abnormally large breasts. It turns out that this was a characteristic that the retarded found desirable in the chickens as a part of a pseudo-natural selection and so their sexual attraction to these big-boobed birds was amplified. The rather strange effects of this radiation were considered benign by doctors nationwide, as it gave the mentally challenged something to do, and the food industry was happy to be getting more for less. However, one day as president Eisenhower and his wife were visiting a theater in Boston, their mentally retarded slave got off his chain and ran loose in the theater, apparently chasing a chicken that he found near the kitchen. The chicken actually had breasts so large that they drug behind her as she ran for her life from this sex-crazed supertard. The tard eventually caught the chicken and began copulating with it right on the stage of the theater. After the audience projectile-vomited streams of the night's dinner, Eisenhower promptly designed a bill that would make it illegal for tards to be anywhere near chickens, alive or dead. However, just as the bill was about to pass by a landslide, Eisenhower announced on national television that he was vetoeing. His reason: "Look, sometimes a guy just gets horny enough that he'll f**k a chicken." And so was spawned the insult "chicken-fu**er as well as the national franchise of Boston chicken. The final cause of the tards' behavior was determined not to be radiation, but Rosie O'Donnell being born.

Answer 3

I was driving down Grosbeck (here in detroit) and they had a chicken boob dinner plate special on the sign outside the restaurant. I always wished I had snapped a picture of that.
It was almost as funny as the Goodknopf-Birnham crematorium.

Answer 4

Chicken's breasts are being exposed?!! !

Quick, get Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell and the Moral Majority on this one.. we need a law!

Answer 5

Yes, it's cheeper than going to a strip show. Cluck, cluck and a cockadoodle-doo.