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2007-03-27 17:54:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I like, "Are you a TX-37 Calculator, because I'd love to enter my natural log in you."
Or here's a good one: You come up to some girl and say, "Excuse me. I'm taking a survey on bad pick-up lines. Could you help me pick the worst?"
Then you give her a paper with these three choices:
"a.) Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see.
b.) Nice jacket, wanna f*ck?
c.) Excuse me. I'm taking a survey on bad pick-up lines..."
Ha ha! Gets 'em every time.
2007-03-27 18:00:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't have one; I've never had to pick people up, as you put it so elegantly.
But if you pointed a gun to my head, I would probably say something like this...
God you have beautiful, mesmerizing eyes... It's like staring deep into an ocean's pool or something...
Is everyone gorgeous like you in your family or is it just you?
Man I wish I was single again because I'm about to miss out on something amazing and terribly irresistible over here...
Does this answer your question buddy?
I sure hope so!
Good luck finding your one true love!
Take it easy!
2007-03-28 01:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by Devilish Angel 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't speak now, you might spoil it, your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet
My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face
2007-03-28 00:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well I honestly say:
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"I saw this REALLY PRETTY girl yesterday that looked JUST LIKE YOU. Made me think of you."
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But its not a pickline is it? But most the time I really did see someone lol.
2007-03-28 01:28:44 · answer #4 · answered by Elliot/Tarheels 1# 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't used this, but I have heard it being used...
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
2007-03-28 01:16:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant find my keys could you drive me home
2007-03-28 00:59:59 · answer #6 · answered by ♥NEVAR♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
signing------ I'm not shy, if I see someone I wanna talk to I do it..... sign- and it is always fun, because most folks find deaf girls seexxy
2007-03-28 00:59:34 · answer #7 · answered by BubbleGumBoobs! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how bout a shot of tequila?
2007-03-28 01:01:41 · answer #8 · answered by ?karissa? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your eyes are like spanners,when our eyes meet i feel my nuts tighten
2007-03-28 00:59:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, whats your name, i'm Tom.
2007-03-28 00:58:37 · answer #10 · answered by Mugleedone 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋