Through the smokie mountains i began to descend the long switchbacks of a somewhat strenuous Alum Cave Bluff trail. As the summit, "Myrtle Point" grew further away i came upon the LeCont Lodges. One foot infront of the other, avoiding roots and boulders beneath the surface, i briefly shook my head in amazement, "Kevin Costner, what in bojangles are you doin?" Kevin Costner took one look at me and said, "Sir, I'm here to make a scene about wrestling bear". I stood lifeless and thought to myself, "wonderful ... He's lookin to get frisky with a furry monster and i just stepped in deer do do!!" The expression on my face must have been priceless when these thoughts rummaged between my ears. I always questioned Mr. Costner's intelligence and the ability to make rational decisions, but just when it seemed he might be able to salvage a bit of his wit and sanity, he yelled at the top of his lungs, "DID YOU SAY A NUDE SCENE!?"
I jumped, spun half way around, crouched into ninja position, threw my hands to an old scottish boxing defense and realized this may be my big break. so i played along with Mr. Costner. "oooohh LA LA! ... i think youre onto something Kevin. You, the bear, cameras .... need i say more." Drooling now, Mr. Costner spun in circles and with every passing by he muttered, "yep" ... "a" ... "roo" ... "nie" ... "i" ... "can" ... "do" ..."that". On a dime he stopped. His eyes were juggling back and forth trying to focus on me. He swammered to and fro like a drunkard all the while still drooling and like Daffy Duck he said, "okay let me get this straight. you and me are gonna have a nude scene with a ...." i slapped Mr. Costner so hard he thought he was back in the field of dreams.
2007-03-27 16:59:24
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answered by Standing in Line 3
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I was out the other morning, enjoying nature, when suddenly, my foot stuck to the trail. I looked down and said "Wonderful! I just stepped in deer do do!" I leaned down to clean my shoe, when I noticed something going on through the trees.
I tip toed over to get a closer look. There in all his gorgeousness stood Kevin Costner.
"OH! LA! LA!" thought I. I approached him, in my most feminine walk and said. OK, Mr Costner, I'm yer woman. Just show me where to start. "Yepparoonie...I can do that!"
Kevin Costner took one look at me and said. "Okay, let me get this straight....did you say a nude scene!!."
I had not exactly understood that nudity was a requirement, but I had already said...anything. I said Yep..take me I'm yours!!
I didn't get the job. But, I am here to tell you, that when I finally gave up and left, Mr Kevin Costner was still laughing...go figure!
2007-03-28 12:46:13
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answered by kayboff 7
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I was on a nature walk when I ran into a movie that was being made. As I walked up, Kevin Costner said "Hey, we're about to do a nude scene. I said "Okay, let me get this straight, did you say nude scene?" And Kevin Costner took one look at me and said "Wonderful, I just stepped in deer dodo!" I said "do do?" And he said, "yeah, can you clean it off?" So I said "Yepparoonie, I can do that." I bent down to clean his boots and saw up his robe...OH! LA! LA! I am glad I took this walk!
2007-03-27 22:51:31
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answered by Anonymous
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OH! La! La! It's Kevin Costner behind that camera. He took one look at me and asked me if I'd like to be in his movie.
"Yepparoonie...I can do that." He told me to get in the background of the shot. No, back farther. Wonderful!! I said to myself. I just stepped in deer doo-doo. He continued with the scene and told the other actors that it was time to get naked. Bonnie Bodelia said, "Okay, let me get this straight...did you say a nude scene!!" Not even for the oscar, Kev. Dance with those wolves yourself.
2007-03-27 22:50:49
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answered by anastasia 4
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I was on a nature walk alone thinking thoughts about myslef. When all of a sudden i ran into a tree. I looked around in a daze and found myslef looking into the face of Kevin Costner.
Kevin took one look at me and helped me up asking if i was hurt. I said no and asked what he was doing in the middle of some woods in Ohio. He looked around sheepishly and admitted he was travelling to make a movie but got lost because his car broke down and exploded. Okay let me get this straight i say with confusion. Your car exploded? He nodded, bashful at his embarresment. He then asked me ikf i wanted to be in his movie. I shrugged and said why not. And thats how i got to be a big Hollywood star.
2007-03-27 23:36:17
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answered by Capt Obvious 1
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It started off like any other day, nothing out of the ordinary, but boy did it end with a BANG. Logan Ben, my faithful, but neurotic Old English Sheepdog, and I went down to the Animal Preserve that is located a mile away from our home. I like to go and walk the trail with Logan and take his picture when we get to the creek. He’s very photogenic and I’ve gotten some really nice pictures of him. The bad news is that the Animal Preserve also allows horseback riders on the trails and Logan can’t resist rolling in fresh horse droppings. It’s gotten to be a real challenge to get a picture of him without fresh crap embedded in his hair.
We arrived at the Animal Preserve with a bag of bread to feed to the ducks. I thought it would make a nice picture so we headed towards the large pond that all of the ducks swim in. As we came around the bin, I spotted a lone horseback rider and I knew I was in for trouble. It was too late to turn around and avoid the horse as Logan had spotted it also. What happened next, occurred so quickly that there was nothing I could have done to avoid it.
He slipped the collar and went running to the horse. This frightened the horse and it reared up and took off at a gallop towards the duck pond. The man aboard the animal was holding on for dear life and trying to get it under control. Meanwhile, my dear Logan was rolling in a fresh mound of horse droppings just as happy as can be.
I ran up to Logan and slipped the collar back around his neck. I then forced Logan to get out of his pile of crap and go with me to find the wayward horse and rider. We found them both at the duck pond. The rider was standing in the pond and the horse was calmly eating grass.
This is where everything started getting interesting. “I’m so sorry” I said to the rider as I offered him my hand to help him out of the murky, smelly water. “Are you okay?” I asked. To my surprise, Kevin Costner took one look at me and said “Lady, are you and your dog trying to kill me?” I apologized as I struggled to get him onto dry land. Apparently, the mud was working as suction on his booths as he could not move.
In the distance, I could see people running in our direction and I was hoping that someone would be able to get Mr. Costner out of the pond.
“Kevin, are you all right?” asked one of the men as he went splashing into the water. “Yes Jim, I’m fine, but I seem to be trapped here” replied Kevin. “I can’t move.” By now, several other people have come to Kevin’s aid and were working to free him. Someone must have broken the suction because suddenly, Kevin was walking out of the pond.
“Well that’s great. Wonderful!!! I stepped in deer do do!!” he said as he stood on the bank shaking out one of his booths. He stopped ranting and looked directly at me and asked “Do I know you?” “Um, no” I replied. I went on to tell him what had happened and he was polite enough to listen. “Okay, let me get this straight…all of this happened because your dog wanted to PLAY IN ****.” “You’ve got to be kidding me, right?” “Afraid not” I answered. He started to laugh as he reached down to pet Logan, but thought better of it when he spotted the crap in his hair.
“I’m filming a movie here at the Preserve, why don’t you stick around and watch for a while as my guest.” “Yepparoonie…I can do that” I said. As I stood there, someone came up to Kevin and said that he needed to get cleaned up because they were getting ready to film the nude scene. OH! LA! LA! Did you say nude scene?!!! No one is ever going to believe that I met and saw, REALLY SAW, Kevin Costner I thought.
2007-03-28 01:20:48
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answered by marilynn 5
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