there are sooooo many but mine is the one where he lines up 3 drinks to impress the two blokes(one with a voice box)and gets absolutly wasted on the first one
2007-03-27 15:27:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
'Aaah, Ladyboys....'
Fantastic.
Other favourites include when he bites into a burning-hot bramley apple turnover and screams in pain '... it's hotter than the sun!', when trapped under a dead cow on a canal barge 'I'm not OK...' and 'Jill, what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City centre?' he mutters during sex to 'keep the wolf from the door'.
Sheer brilliance. Roll on his new series!
PS: Girlsgirl, how could I possibly forget 'Dan!'? 'Don't talk to them Lyn, they're sex people!'.
2007-03-27 15:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by Phil K 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Series 1. When Michael is taking Alans breakfast order at the travel lodge Alan says "I'd like my sausages burnt beyond recognition so they can only be identified by their finger prints. Michael says "can that be done like" Alan "Technically i suppose you can, If i was a burgler i could strap sausages to my fingers, They would probably survive a few break ins before they started to perish" Then Micheal says " AYe, and you could maybe have like a beefburger for the palm" I did actually pmsl. lol
Series2. When Alan gets his foot stuck on a spike and Lynn says "Just pull your foot off" and Alan says "you pull yours off" ...Lynn "but my foots not on the spike" Then goes on to do the speach and is vomiting and nearly collapsing from blood loss.."Dont shine that torch in my face mate 'ave just lost half a pint of blood"
2007-03-27 16:01:30 · answer #2 · answered by delphiums 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm afraid my favourite Alan Partridge moment is at the very end just after he has spoken for the last time. I find him to be the most unfunny man.
2007-03-27 18:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
" access to dixons!"- Alan's voice just as he is coming- its hilarious.
Also when Alan gets a small child thrown out of the countryclub for wearing jeans.
There are just so many more!
2007-03-27 16:20:24 · answer #4 · answered by daniel c 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My favourite is when the guy who was obsessed with Partridge was chasing him, and Partridge was shouting "Your a Mentalist!"
2007-03-27 23:17:51 · answer #5 · answered by Spacephantom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When he's having relations with his girlfriend and she produces a carton of chocolate moose and precedes to smother him with it. Then when one of the Motel staff knock for him he's covered in it and so are his bedsheets and he's telling the staff member it wasn't poo.... lmao
2007-03-27 21:43:29 · answer #6 · answered by kylie_rm13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Turning the television off befre he speaks
2007-03-27 15:31:55 · answer #7 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's a piece of ****.
2007-03-27 15:32:17 · answer #8 · answered by Peter R 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't HAVE any, - the man's a PLANK!
2007-03-27 21:37:30 · answer #9 · answered by Spike 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2007-03-27 15:35:42 · answer #10 · answered by Girlsgirl 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋