I have never....?

Question

What have you never done? Most original answer wins!

I HAVE NEVER:

Juggled spider monkeys in a bar in Tobago while doing a lay back margherita with a mariarchi band playing in the background... Honest

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Answer 1

I have never messed around with my best friends sister who screamed so loud that it broke the window which we jumped out of when her parents came in with the kitchen knife that was bought in Germany where we ended up in a year after a long fought battle against the pirates who really tax collector's who use to sell dope that got Jonney high so he didn't go to school that day when the science lab imploded in to an alternate dimension where the sky was purple and the trees were made of gummy worms which if you ate them they would land you in a in a crazy house where her parents went to find out about paper plates made in Canada which weren't paper at all but foam that was imported from Mars that was red and tasted funny after being put in the microwave that ended up malfunctioning giving the people with in a 3.235235 meter radius super powers of cheese melting proportions that were used to conquer the evil Russian chicken that was trying to make it in a western band but was shot and fry where we get back to the part about the fact that my friend didn't have a sister so it turned out to be his twice removed slapped cousin who ended up betting all off her life savings on a army of flying hamsters that were planing to dig in to the earth till they reached the core but weren't sure what they would do once they got there when me and my other friends sister were trying to disprove the fact that Elvis is dead and that he is really living on the moon which we bought so we could store are Jones pop which we took from the third friend in compensation for not messing around with his sister that turned out to be a man. Yes a man.

Answer 2

I have never been to Tahiti when the moon is full and I want to stay in one of those houses on stilts in a lagoon where they deliver French bread in your mailbox every morning and you can fish from a trap door in your hut.

I did go to Barbados and watch the flying fish, which they eat on buns like burgers with banana daiquiri chasers at a grass hut called Witch Doctor in St. Lawrence Gap, Christchurch.

Answer 3

I have never ever accepted defeat from a male in my 17year life.Nor have I visited the Nuclear test area during an on going test.

Answer 4

I have never tap danced in the rain while skate kids played drums at the county fair in little America ,in the fall while the spoon river drive is happening in my black tights and red shirt with a top hat on!! :) I Promise

Answer 5

I have never wet farted in the presidents face while naughtily kissing his wife with a wet french kiss and kicking his dog down the white house stairs with my other free foot.

Answer 6

This sounds like a question inspired by Zach Braff's movie, "Garden State". I have never made wine like Lucy (Ball) by squishing grapes with my bare feet.

Answer 7

no, you say never provide up! never say never, a useless ringer for never say so long, you never understand at the same time as that is so long, you never ever provide up wish!? God grant me the serenity to settle for the flaws i will not change; braveness to regulate the flaws i visit; and awareness to understand the version

Answer 8

I have never had sex with anyone but my husband. I've never even kissed anyone else but him. The funny thing is I got married when I was only 14 ½ years old.

Answer 9

answered silly questions by someone I don't even know, yet when I saw yours, it made me laugh and smile so I decided to give it a try. How am I doing so far?

Answer 10

i have never dance naked in the town square after 2 on Passover