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okay, okay, okay. My mom used to always mix up my five siblings and me, so one day she turns to my little brother and asks, "How old were you when you were born?"

2007-03-27 12:47:23 · answer #1 · answered by Monc 6 · 0 2

I was in a bar, shooting a game of pool, when a guy walked up to me and said, "You're a good looking lady, you got any French in you?" When I replied "No", He asked "Would you like some?"

Another time, I was walking down the street when a construction worker wolf whistled at me and asked if I'd like some fries with that shake, I looked him up and down and said "No thanks, but it looks like you could use some meat to go with those buns"

The stupidest question I was ever asked was by a pregnant 18 year old. She wanted to know how many trimesters there are in a pregnancy....I told her to think about it, how many wheels are there on a tricycle? DUH!!!

2007-03-27 22:59:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I found many stupid questions on here,
Who was the first presidant?
What caused world war 2?
How could I be pregnant?
What is the meaning of life?

2007-03-27 19:35:15 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Fox 3 · 0 2

Here are some "good" pick-up lines:

-Can I borrow a quarter?... Because I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I just walk by you again?
-Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you.

2007-03-27 19:47:12 · answer #4 · answered by Yralyer 2 · 0 2

Well, I'm the only stupid person I know. The stupidest question I've ever asked was: Do grapes make potatoes?

I meant: Don't tomatoes make ketchup?

2007-03-27 19:28:45 · answer #5 · answered by darkskinnedxbeauty 3 · 0 2

I cannot say the worst one I ever heard (there are kids around here) , but this one was pretty bad... I seem to have misplaced my phone number - may I have yours? Ugh!!! BTW - he didnt get my number. Pax - C.

2007-03-27 19:30:00 · answer #6 · answered by Persiphone_Hellecat 7 · 0 1

why do ya wanna no??? well o well one of 'em is:
eat your vegetables, hee hee well its not stupid but i hate it!!!! and another one is:
you act like a kid!! well i kinda am kid (duh)

well those are just two of the millions of stupid quotes ive been told

2007-03-27 19:39:03 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Hot•Babe♥ 3 · 0 2

haha,, uhmm, probably "your mom" its stupidd and old !

2007-03-27 19:40:56 · answer #8 · answered by <3Chrisssie 2 · 0 2

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