say what ever you like aslong a i smile.
2007-03-27 12:14:08 · 20 answers · asked by LISA uk 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
a woman once said that guys are like a deck of cards, you need:
A Heart to love him,
A Diamond to marry him,
A Club to bash his fu**ing head in, and
A Spade to bury the bastard!
this always makes me lough.
2007-03-27 12:19:20 · answer #1 · answered by ~*These Blue Eyes Tell No Lies*~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, I've got a Corporate Lesson:
Story:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
Me First! Me First! says the administration Clerk" I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world. Poof! She is gone.
Me Next! Me Next! says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He is gone.
"OK, you're up" the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say...
2007-03-27 19:23:24 · answer #2 · answered by Education1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is hot today and I really feel like scratching my you know what but I don't want to offend my 30 guests that are here for cake. I just graduated from my AAA class and am being thrown a suprise party.
2007-03-27 19:21:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put A Smile on your face
Make the world a betta place
Put a smile one your face
(whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW6lqO-vglY Smile!
2007-03-29 00:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by tf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oo
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(___) Summertime is coming, im looking forward to nice walks along the canal, barbies, a tan, wearing my sun glasses. Everyone being in a goodmood.
oo
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also sunday april fools dont forget to plot something ready and get someone a treat hehe
2007-03-27 19:25:43 · answer #5 · answered by mudfish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHY did the blonde smile when the lighting hit her cause she thought someone was talking her photo
2007-03-28 08:15:35 · answer #6 · answered by deborahlouiseclarke20 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humpy Dumpy fell off the wall
Humpy Dumpy had a great great smile.
2007-03-27 19:18:34 · answer #7 · answered by angle2005star 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey Lisa- im guessing your from Tennessee?
Coz your the only 10 I see!!
2007-03-27 21:01:05 · answer #8 · answered by Mojo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You..are..alive..well..and...i..am..sure..healthy..thats..something..to..smile..about
2007-03-27 20:08:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock, knock
who's there?
bannana
bannana who
knock knock
who's there bannana
bannana who?
knock, knock
whos there?
bananna
bannana who?
knock, knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange u glad i didn;t say bananna?
or something to that effect
2007-03-27 19:27:28 · answer #10 · answered by dna_lih 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋