2007-03-27 11:05:56 · 15 answers · asked by TRACER 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
I don't know but im going to try that.
all i need is a bible...where the hell would i find that?
2007-03-27 11:10:15 · answer #1 · answered by KTbaybee 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Fill your rainbow wind chimes with some soap and rubber band some saran wrap around the bottom openings - when the bible thumps it (couldn't resist the bible thump line), the saran wrap will open, releasing millions of rainbow bubbles.
2007-03-27 18:49:25 · answer #2 · answered by E_Tard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scientifically: no. The bible would probably apply to Newton's laws and reflest and fall to the ground, or the wind chimes would be broken at the force of the bible's impact.
Neighbors are dumb. :)
2007-03-27 18:15:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you finally lost it. sorry to say, but you are just not as funny> too bitter. Go on vacation and steal strangers cake pans for a week or two. Better yet find out where doris the troll lives and deliver fruit cakes to her at midnight in rainbow glasses and a red jock strap
2007-03-27 18:19:39 · answer #4 · answered by BANANA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, the Wind Chimes would turn the Bible into a dove and it would fly away.
(We might need to ram those Wind Chimes up Doris' ar$e.)
2007-03-27 18:11:12 · answer #5 · answered by castle h 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I dont thinks so... The wind chimes would easily win in a battle. :)
*hug*
2007-03-27 18:54:56 · answer #6 · answered by Adrienne m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Highly doubtful. I know that if it was me, I would take that Bible and throw it right back at them... or something of there's and claim that I have a bad aim (which I kinda do).
2007-03-27 18:16:29 · answer #7 · answered by Sabryna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, but the chimes might just melt the bible...
good, one less "good book" for them to thump!
2007-03-27 22:53:14 · answer #8 · answered by pceej 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I am sure you would. I would throw it back through their window and write in the bible how homosexuality changed your point of view on life and that maybe they should consider it..lol
2007-03-27 18:12:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
No. The Bible is an object, not used as a weapon( although it can be a weapon against the Devil if its used the right way.)
The Bible contains knowlege, and knowlege is power. God is the main power, and he will give you power over your enemies as long as you use it constuctively
2007-03-27 18:12:52 · answer #10 · answered by cjam 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Aww I love how Genghis K constructs his sentence so intelligently.
2007-03-27 18:17:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋