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Line your underwear with scented dryer sheets

2007-03-27 10:31:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Build a deathray out of a motorcycle. It takes forever to figure out how but it's not very hard once you get the hang of it I've got a garage full of motorcycle-deathrays and I can build one in about half an hour.
Anyway, bring the motorcycle-deathray in the car with you and when they start complaining point it at them and say, "It's healthful aromatherapy, numbnuts. Agree with me or I blast you".
Calling them "numbnuts" is crucial.
You shouldn't have any trouble after that.

2007-03-29 04:56:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

PLay a friendly game of guess where i ate last night...after tanking up on beer at the Indian Buffet. Be prepared to take over the wheel of course.

2007-03-29 16:01:14 · answer #3 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0 0

Engage the child locks and use that little button that locks out their window control.

2007-03-29 01:09:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

find some pro flatulence brochures, and candles that smell of flatus

2007-03-27 17:30:13 · answer #5 · answered by motoson 4 · 0 0

Its a divine sign from God. They must inhale in order to go to heaven.

2007-03-27 17:30:32 · answer #6 · answered by Ben R 5 · 0 0

Just tell them, and lock the windows.

2007-03-27 17:30:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Fart candles are a nice gift

2007-03-27 17:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

bring a car air freshener with you

2007-03-27 17:29:50 · answer #9 · answered by Lupita 5 · 0 0

LOL

not sure

2007-03-27 17:28:40 · answer #10 · answered by Dobby The Great 5 · 0 0

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