A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.
The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".
"I am actually 47."
Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."
Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."
2007-03-27 10:16:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
tht is one nasty joke.........back to tha question. i don't think age matters in a relationship, like: i started school late so i'm older than everyone else but i still have had relationship. they really don't care about tha age as long as there's luv, i guess tht's okayy. just like tha song by b5 teacher's pet: 'age ain't nothin but a numba...'
2007-03-27 10:26:54 · answer #1 · answered by goofy's child 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Age should not matter in a relationship. If you like someone, all power to you. Unfortuantely this wont fly with everyone. So keep in mind the age difference and make sure your ready for comments, especially around the older generations.
2007-03-27 17:20:53 · answer #2 · answered by Niko 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Age does matter to me men no more than two years younger than me or a man no more than 10 years older than me. Women are usually two years ahead of men.
2007-03-27 17:21:43 · answer #3 · answered by sweetladytease 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! That hurts! Well, age is nothing but a number and it's all in the mind.
2007-03-27 17:20:32 · answer #4 · answered by SGElite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Age does not matter when it comes to love!!
By the way cool joke , ( how embarrassing that will be )
2007-03-27 17:23:05 · answer #5 · answered by fantazyhap 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty funny. but if you really wanna know if age matters to me the answer is no as long as we got something in common and as long as its not illegal, age does not matter to me
2007-03-27 17:31:09 · answer #6 · answered by KandiGirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course not, age of heart it's more important, this what i believed
2007-03-27 17:25:26 · answer #7 · answered by luxorheart 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a weird but funny joke
2007-03-27 17:19:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, it matters to me...to some, it doesn't.
I don't date anyone young enough to be my kid, or old enough to be my father....there's just no appeal there.
2007-03-27 17:20:33 · answer #9 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG hahahahahaha that was so so funny hahahaaha wooh!
hahahahahahah
Cant help it OK OK i done that was so funny
2007-03-27 17:21:47 · answer #10 · answered by babyblue2pie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋