I was at a fair and used a port-a-potty. I had to go really bad and was in a hurry. Since I don't touch the seat when I pee, I didn't notice that there was a lid and it was down. I pee'd the lid and it ran down all over the place. What a mess. Yuck
2007-03-27 10:33:23
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answered by J M 4
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I was at the mall behind a guy w/ A really cute butt and told my best friend watch as i proceeded to act as though I was grabbing his butt when suddenly he turned around and asked if i like what i saw, turns out he saw my reflection in a window to the right
2007-03-27 17:15:15
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answered by Christina 2
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I attended a speaking engagement related to my career industry, in which the speaker was notorious for being incredibly boring. I grabbed an empty seat, and the woman sitting next to me smiled as if to say "hello." I smiled back, got settled, leaned over a little and whispered, "Get ready for a nap." I later found out she was his wife.
2007-03-27 17:17:34
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answered by Anonymous
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LOL, wooohooo! Cant tell you its too embarassing, way worse then them. I do know one women I used to work with who was as thick as sh**. She came into the canteen one morning and said a deer ran in front of her car on the way to work, she then said you should have seen the size of the antelopes on its head. Also she said her grandson is getting big now, she cant remember his exact height but thinks he is about 5 foot 12 inches.
2007-03-27 17:12:45
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answered by Halox 3
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I went to bed one afternoon for a sleep, was woken by a noise at my bedroom window. Threw the duvet back and flicked the curtain open with my foot, only to see the window cleaner! I was completely naked! Was more than a bit embarrassing when he called round later for his money!!!
2007-03-27 17:13:55
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answered by Anonymous
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i was talking to this chick i use to like and after school after i was talking to her i had a load of books in my hand and i had a skateboard and a backpack on i went off the curb with my skatebaord trying to be cool and i ate **** and i flipped over and all the books flew out and i landed pretty much upside down in front of the whole school and the guy on the intercom was laughing so the ENTIRE school heard it
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2007-03-27 17:11:10
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answered by Anonymous
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Stepped out of my car by the local spar and my trousers fell down around my ankles .. how embarrassed was i !! think my 14 year old was scarred for life by the incident tho ;)
2007-03-27 17:41:58
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answered by jizzumonkey 6
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I was looking at pictures at my boyfriend's (at the time) Mom's house. I came across a creepy picture of some guy and I asked "who's the child molester"? And my ex said, "that's not a very nice thing to say about my dead father." Doh!!!! I nearly died....
2007-03-27 17:11:49
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answered by Anonymous
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I have never been to Hooters. So some of my friends were talking about going to hooters one night. And i said well.. i can't. and they asked why. And i said because i'm not 21. I thought it was a bar that only adults could go into. Hah. Good times.
2007-03-27 17:10:35
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answered by Anonymous
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Not me but at work the other day my friend asked me if 1966 was the world cup or the war?!?!?! Needless to say i laughed for days!
2007-03-27 17:22:33
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answered by Anonymous
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