i need a good come back!!!!?

Question

lol i feel lame doing this but ineed some good ones... ones for being called fat,+like ummm like when someone says " oh that was so gay" like i need really good ones. b/c theses girls keep bugging my friend i mean like really bad

Answer 1

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.

Answer 2

God replaced into very specific whilst he gave over one hundred prophecies interior the OT with reference to the 1st coming of Jesus Christ. They have been all actually fulfilled whilst Jesus got here the 1st time. for this reason I even have super self belief interior the prophecies related to his 2nd Coming. The Bible tells us that Jesus had to be born in Bethlehem. The call of city replaced into given 1000's of years earlier Christ replaced into born. He must additionally be born of a woman who replaced right into a Jew. Mary's kinfolk tree consists of Jews. The Bible additionally says that the Messiah may be pierced (as Jesus replaced into on the bypass), and diverse different prophecies. The activities that would desire to ensue whilst Jesus comes returned have not handed off. whilst Jesus comes returned, he will pop out of the sky, shining vivid so as that no person might desire to omit Him. the sky would be dark on the time, so each eye will see Him it appears that evidently. Your question is a solid one. it particularly is replied via paying interest to the specific information with reference to the progression given interior the Bible. all of us recognize the Son of God, the Savior of the international, the decide of the residing and the ineffective has come with the aid of quantity of prophecy he completely fulfilled. all of us recognize Jesus has not come the 2nd time with the aid of fact the activities have not spread out interior the way the Bible states.

Answer 3

There was a time when the word "gay" meant happy and care-free.
You could say "I'm sorry your intelligence speaks so lowly of you" when someone says something crude to you or your friend. People who have low self-esteem usualy say things to hurt others because they can only feel good about themselves when they belittle others.Also tell your friend that opinions aren't necessarily true.

Answer 4

At my school when someone calls me fat or makes fun of my friend I say "oh yeah! well you know what? I don't beleive that!" and if this problem gets really bad....tell the principal.

Answer 5

Well at least I have one.
Glad you noticed.
Well you must like it you keep looking.

So you must have experiance in the gay world.
Takes one to know one (oldie but will make a person mad anyway)

Answer 6

ok if someone calls you fat you can say maybe but your boyfriend likes it! or you can say maybe so but you are ugly and i can diet! when someone says thats so gay say back well you should know! a good one is this if someone says kiss my b utt! say back, but then you would never go home! good luck.

Answer 7

She could say I'd rather be fat than FLAT like you!
Or stop checking out my body, I'm hetero and you're making me nervous.
And the ultimate comeback for anything is "What's your MAIN problem?"

Answer 8

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

No, my powers can only be used for good.

Answer 9

-If i am fat, what the he*l do you call yourself bit*h
-yes. and I've already eaten four skinny people, so shut your pie hole
-I can lose weight, but you'll always have an ugly face
=] i like the last one a lot.

Answer 10

I'm not fat I'm pleasantly plump and btw bones are for dogs,hope this helps! LMAO

Answer 11

how about BITE ME! That always works along with a few other expletives that I will not mention for fear of being reported