What wuld you do if you were strolling through the woods and noticed a bear sighting you in ?

Answer 1

Assuming I didn't have a weapon...

If it is a Brown, Koala, or Panda bear, I would make alot of noise and scare it off (unless cubs were involved).

If it was a Kodiak bear, small, I might try the same thing -- large and I would try the 'possum' trick.

If it was a Grizzly or Polar bear I would run for my life, and pray.

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Answer 2

As tlbs said, it would depend on the forest, what kind of bear it was, how far away it was, what kind of behaviour it was displaying (aggressive, defensive, curious), what I was carrying, whether I or the bear was alone, etc.

If it were close, aggressive, and I was alone and unarmed, here's what I would do:

Black bear: Charge the bear with arms spread wide, yelling and screaming my fool head off. I might get my butt kicked, but the bear might have a heart attack, and then, hey, free bearskin rug!

Sloth bear: Poke him in the eye!!

Sun bear: Grab him in headlock and give him noogies while going 'num num num, who's a cute bear now?'

Giant panda: Point behind him, and say 'hey, is that bamboo?' when he turns to look, boot him square in the bum.

Spectacled bear: Knock his spectacles off and make my getaway while he's down on the ground looking for them.

Brown bear: Offer him a beer. Take him to a hockey game. Become best friends.

Polar bear: Oh crap!! I'm dead.

Answer 3

well, they say ur supposed to act tall and make alot of loud noise... the possum trick is supposed to be a last resort because generally bears dont view u as food so theyre not there to eat u neway... however, in reality, id poop my pants and run

Answer 4

There's an old joke.

I was walking through the woods one day, and this bear saw me.

He started at me, I stared at him.
He lifted his leg, I lifted my leg.
He scratched his back, I scratched my back.
He roared at me, I roared at him.
He took a dump.
I said "Bear, I beat you to it"

Answer 5

I'd cry out "Hey..hey..Yogi! It's me...it's your Boo Boo Bear...