2007-03-27 09:39:50 · 6 answers · asked by Master Ang Gi Guong 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
It's those d@%n cookies! Once you start, you cant stop and who knows what is in them! Even Voodoo Doctors aren't sure of the exact ingredients.
Plus, have you ever spent an hour making cookies? Imagine having to do that everyday, all day for the rest of your life!
Yeah! Need I say more? Really?....... (sigh) Poor elves!
2007-03-28 08:59:12 · answer #1 · answered by Pixie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Mrs. Keebler switched the chocolate chips for rabbit turds and got them into trouble with Mr. Keebler! And all because they would do her the 'favor'!
2007-03-27 16:45:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because the governmnet decided to make all cookies be fat-free.
2007-03-27 17:12:31 · answer #3 · answered by Melissa E 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A "sugar high" makes you do evil things. It's a drug.
2007-03-27 18:32:51 · answer #4 · answered by Over The Rainbow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone cut down the tree.
Never get Ernie angry - you wouldn't like him when he gets angry.
2007-03-27 16:43:45 · answer #5 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
their not evil to me. their cookies are just delicious!
the elder one should die though.
2007-03-27 16:56:54 · answer #6 · answered by mouse93 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋