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1) You done a hard shift at work

OR

2) Because you fell at work

2007-03-27 09:36:33 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

31 answers

Because I never wash them

2007-03-28 07:27:04 · answer #1 · answered by kimmys 5 · 1 0

I normally wash my hands after a hard shift so theyre no dirty.

And with todays Health & Safety nanny culture what are you doing getting your hands dirty? Didnt you read the Risk Assessment??

Did you wear the appropriate PPE, gloves to stop you hurting or dirtying your dainty hands? Did you apply the correct Barrier Cream, did you read the COSHH assess ment of the cream before you put it on?


Tsk, Ill have to write a stop card on you and claim the HSE prize for this week.

2007-03-27 16:46:30 · answer #2 · answered by arealhighlander 3 · 1 0

Done a hard shift, fell at the first hurdle and tried to help a mate. QED
Hat trick, I think!

2007-03-28 06:42:29 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1 0

1.

2007-03-30 04:35:15 · answer #4 · answered by SEXY EVERTONIAN 5 · 1 0

Hard shift at work

2007-03-27 16:39:43 · answer #5 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1 0

My hands are dirty because I was on my knees praying for that poor Great Dane that Halfwit Bundy molested,

That poor dog will need therapy now and ol' Halfwit was laughing gleefully...

God save the Queen

2007-03-27 16:46:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I had a hard shift at work

2007-03-27 16:42:40 · answer #7 · answered by 4 · 1 0

my hands are as clean as a whistle cause i work in a medical cleanroom and have to wash them about 20 times a day!

2007-03-27 16:58:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Neither! I hate my hands being dirty!!!! Remember being in a mud spa in Turkey with friends. I could not bring myself to put my hands under the water to pull out the mud!!! Yuk!! Hate having dirt under my nails!!!!

(Pet hate)

2007-03-27 16:45:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I fell in the garden, digging some drainage. I've hurt myself.

2007-03-27 16:40:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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