My boomerang wont come back!!
2007-03-27 09:29:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
oh dear!
2007-03-27 09:36:18 · answer #1 · answered by missperfection 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol reminded me of a song ive not heard for years sung by Charlie Drake
In the bad bad lands of Australia many years ago
The Aborigine tribes were meeting, having a big pow-wow
(chanting)
(low voice): We've got a lot of trouble, Chief, on account of your son Mac!
(midrange voice): My boy Mac, what's wrong with him?
(high-pitched voice, young prince): My boomerang won't come back!
(low voices): Your boomerang won't come back
(prince): My boomerang won't come back
My boomerang won't come back
I've waved the thing all over the place
Practiced till I was black in the face
I'm a big disgrace t' the Aborigine race
My boomerang won't back
I want a kangaroo (yeah yeah)
Make kangatoo stew (yea yeah)
But I'm a big disgrace t' the Aborigine race
My boomerang won't back
They banished him from the tribes' lair & sent him on his way
He had a hapless boomerang, so here he could not stay
(shrieks of animals)
(prince): This is nice, isn't it? Getting banished at my time in life. What a way to
spend an evening. Sittin' on a rock in the middle of the desert with me boomerang in me
hand. I should very likely get bushwhacked. (animal shriek) (prince): Get out of here,
nasty bushwhackin' animal! Think I'll make a nice cup of tea. (boing boing boing)
(prince): Good gracious! There goes a kangaroo! I must have practice with me boomerang.
Hey, right behind the left elbow, then slowly back... (kangaroo): If you throw that thing
at me, I'll jump right on your head! (laughs) (prince): Ain't it marvelous! In a land
full of kangaroos I might not get that one!
For 3 long months he sat there, or maybe it was 4
Then an old old man in a kangaroo skin came a-knockin' at his door
(old man): I'm the local with doctor, son. They call me Joe Joseph Black.
Now tell me, what's your trouble, boy?
(prince): My boomerang won't come back!
(old man): Your boomerang won't come back
(prince): My boomerang won't come back
My boomerang won't come back
I've waved the thing all over the place
Practiced till I was black in the face
I'm a big disgrace t' the Aborigine race
My boomerang won't back
(old man): Don't worry, boy, I know the trick & to you I'm gonna show it
If you want your boomerang to come back, well, first you've got to throw it!
(prince): Oh yes, never thought of that. Daddy will be pleased. Must have a girl...
(old man): Excuse me. Now then, slowly back...& throw! (sound of boomerang flying)
(old man): Oh my God! Avit the flying doctah! He-he-he-he!
(prince): Can you do farther eat?
(old man): Don't talk to me about first taste boy; you owe me 14 chickens for teaching
you to throw the boomerang; first things first. (prince): Yes, I know that, but I mean, I
think, on this occasion, you know ...& fade
2007-03-27 16:37:04 · answer #2 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did you throw the thing all over the place? practice till u were black in the face?yopur a big disgrace 2 the human race if your boomerang wont come back!!! lol :-) xx
2007-03-27 16:35:46 · answer #3 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
then it wasnt a boomerang it was a stick
2007-03-27 16:34:46 · answer #4 · answered by rock star 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you have to throw at a 45 deg angle to the wind with the rounded side facing into the wind
2007-03-27 16:34:23 · answer #5 · answered by mixturenumber1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was not a boomerang you threw, that was my wooden leg
2007-03-27 16:35:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look in the last place first.
2007-03-27 16:34:26 · answer #7 · answered by SikSonic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, god gave you legs for a reason Mr Stinky Fingers... oh sorry, Mr Sticky fingers...... or is it the same thing.....
2007-03-27 16:36:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
get a new one
2007-03-27 16:34:02 · answer #9 · answered by alicia p 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
iam afraid you will just have to run after it
2007-03-27 16:35:51 · answer #10 · answered by james michael c 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, there it goes... Ooops here it is again... Sorry.
2007-03-27 16:33:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋