how bout ..."nice legs!...what time do they open?"
Think I could pick up a dude with that ?.....
2007-03-27 08:13:02 · 18 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants ;-)
2007-03-27 09:07:04 · answer #1 · answered by χριστοφορος ▽ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about 'Ouch...Did you just fall down from heaven?'
Or 'Wow what is that deoderant/aftershave you're using or do you always smell sweaty?'
I guess it really depends on the class of bloke your 'picking up' and whether you feel irony or sarcasm would be a good way to start a relationship.
2007-03-27 08:39:12 · answer #2 · answered by waggy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How 'bout this oldie but goodie, "You're the horse, I'm a shrub, so why don't you jump me."
Or you could go with:
With my brains your body we could create a race of superchildren that could take over the world.
2007-03-27 08:26:24 · answer #3 · answered by FatBoy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just be you. Keep the lines to a minimum unless they are really creative. Creativity gets my number. Sex lines, I walk the other way.
2007-03-27 08:30:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honestly you could pick a man with just those bedroom eyes!
2007-03-27 08:39:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure or how about walking up to them, start looking around them like you were looking for something then say "I'm sorry, I was looking for all that love I have for you!"
Krazy Libra
2007-03-27 08:27:17 · answer #6 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no respecatable pickup line.
Be yourself. I don't know why any one would respond to a greeting that is canned.
Say what you feel.
2007-03-27 08:29:31 · answer #7 · answered by Dan X 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once used the line "Is it bigger than a baby's arm?". It worked, and led to a "lengthy" affair.
2007-03-27 12:57:40 · answer #8 · answered by JMac 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One I always thought would be fun to try if i were brazen enough is...
"F*ck me if I'm wrong but don't you have a small to average size penis?"
2007-03-27 08:38:05 · answer #9 · answered by stranger_in_ottawa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's respectful?? Oh well - to each his own.
How about "If I told you that you had a great body - would you hold it against me?"
2007-03-27 08:37:50 · answer #10 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋