PLEASE, PLease, please,please....
Thanks
2007-03-27 07:02:08 · 27 answers · asked by hamm42 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
If you give me the ten points than I will
2007-03-27 07:05:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
I'm sending an offical warning to all weakminded individuals who are attempting to watch AMERICIAN IDOL tonight. There has been proof, since last week, that Sanjaya's hair is truely sendling subliminal messages to weakminded people. I REPEAT... Sanjaya's Hair is cursing weakminded individuals into a voting frinzy. There was a young girl during last week's show who was suffering from severe side effects of this serious condition! Her tearducts started to rupture and painfully spewing tears throughout the entire time of Sanjaya's performance. His hair is condemned with an "evil spell" hypnotizing all weak minds into what doctors are calling a "Drool-coma!" Reports are coming in rapidly across the USA from mothers who's daughters have suffered the same symptoms. We must protect ourselves and our young daughters until the Sanjaya Hypnotic Epidemic is eliminated! Please read the symptoms so you will be able to identify those who might need some help! Phone lines are open 24 hours a day for those who might need assistance for this aweful epidemic! Call 1-888-LOW-VOTE! Pleae do not attempt to vote for Sanjaya! We can help you! You don't want to end up like that poor innocent little girl on last week's show. Please! Do not vote for Sanjaya, call us instead! Together we can make a difference!!!!
Doctors have identified the symptoms into 4 phases:
Sanjaya Hypnotic Symptoms:
Phase 1: The subliminal messages start hypnotizing the weakminded individuals as soon as Sanjaya starts to sing. Symptoms start by having a glazed facial expression, staring into the TV, tuning out everything around them. A star-struck emotion with excessive smiling. Depending on how weakminded, some have documented crying and/or lots of drool dripping out of the mouth. The eyes are very concentrated onto Sanjaya's Hair, and mothers have reported that hearing is lost during this phase as well.
Phase 2: This phase starts when the hypnosis is complete, moreover, when Sanjaya stops singing! This is when the weakminded individual regain their hearing, but studies are showing this is when the mind draws a blank about everything that was just experienced. A serious black-out! All they claim to remember is how "SEXY SANJAYA'S HAIR" looks.
Phase 3: This is the phase when the hypnosis takes action; when the show is over. It is the most serious phase lasting up to 2 hours. Something about the words, "the phone lines are open" triggers the weakminds into an addictive behavior, which leads to an abusive voting technique. Excessive dailing on the phone and text messaging from multiple cell phones. Some mothers have even reported that they were so desperate... their own daughters have stolen other cell phones to satisfy this addictive voting behavior for Sanjaya!
Phase 4: Is the last phase of this condition. Luckly, the weakminded are so worn out by the excessive 2 hour voting... they pass out cold! Mothers have found their daughters dehydrated and covered in drool, clinching onto multiple cell phones. They have no memory about their experience, but many have suffered from physical finger damage due to the rapid voting technique. Teachers have witnessed lack of function in hands and incomplete homework due to this sad epidemic sweeping the USA.
Phone #: Doesn't actually exsist
2007-03-27 08:40:58 · answer #2 · answered by Krazy K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like i grow to be telling a chum the different day; "The call of the tutor is American Idol, no longer usa's suitable singer. we've all witness persons or communities that have little or no taent who've gotten relatively hugr for a sturdy quantity of time consistent with seems or different outdoors aspects. The balloting on American Idol regrettably in basic terms reflects the long status style of issues".
2016-10-20 01:42:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been a fan of American Idol from last year!But I have been SHOCKING with Sanjaya!I couldn't believe he is in top 10 now===>Oh my GOD!That is one of the silliest mistake of American fans because they were vote for the WORST!
He is the luckiest!
I have been hating him from the ground of top 20!He sing so bad!And his style as SHEMALE!He looks so crazy,fanciful,nasty,v.v...HE MUST GO HOME NOW!
2007-03-27 09:48:33 · answer #4 · answered by Donald Nguyen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I AGREE! He SUCKS! Stephanie and Sabrina should have stayed and sanjaya and haylie should be gone already! I can't believe they sent 2 awesome girls home and kept the 2 worst performers on the show!! Guess it makes the competition easier later on. Makes it hard for us at home to believe it's not staged and to continue watching! When sanjaya and haylie come on I skip ahead (Tivo) so my ears don't bleed! And if he continues on this week my husband and I have both vowed to boycott American Idol until he's gone!
And SWEET PEA, you can't be serious!! If so, I think you need to surgically remove your head from your butt! lol:)
2007-03-27 07:11:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I agree!!! I'm serious, if Sanjaya stays, i'm gonna kill myself! That's how miserable i've become ever since he got into the top 12. I'm sure he's nice and everything...but he's ugly, can't sing, and what's with the hair??? I know you guys are trying to prove a point, but please pick someone else!!! This is not funny....
2007-03-27 07:08:22 · answer #6 · answered by delrizo 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I dislike american idle. So I will not vote but I want sanjaya to win b/c he sucks.
2007-03-27 07:24:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I totally agree with you my fellow Y!A'er. I bet Paula, Randy, and Simon regret not sending his sister through. To me, she sounded like she had more skills than Sanjaya anyway. I can't possibly imagine what the judges were thinking about on the day they sent him through.
2007-03-27 07:15:38 · answer #8 · answered by lightbulblady1 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have not been voting for him but I have been hoping for him to stay ... untill last week .. i had believed that he was just timid, and needed to come out of his shell and belt out a really good song, thinking his "high school talent show" voice would leave him once he got some confidence, but last weeks performance was worse than I thought would ever happen.
2007-03-27 09:00:01 · answer #9 · answered by Ronnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he leaves the show then Joel wouldn't have anything about American Idol to make fun of on THE SOUP! :D
2007-03-27 08:19:44 · answer #10 · answered by Samantha 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your right. He needs to go. Let's pray tonight is the last night we suffer with Sanjaya. Pray!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-27 07:07:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋