2007-03-27 06:14:34 · 9 answers · asked by TRACER 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Does this Mean my Mailman is a Fundamentalist Christian. How do I protect myself from Him?
2007-03-27 06:15:40 · update #1
A goat's skull over the door and pentagrams in the front facing windows should do it.
2007-03-27 06:31:11 · answer #1 · answered by unclefrunk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tracer - not sure even my shrink could come up wioth a parallel like this one. I think your mailman is delivering the mail and your dog is just telling you he is there. If you got a dog that can tell the difference between a christian, especially a fundamentalist one, and an unbeliever, I need to borrow that guy for a while. I'd like to take him down the pews at church and see who he barks at - what a riot that would be! I think that a lot of people that think they are so holy would be found out to be full of crap. Another original question though - your brain has to be hyperactive....
2007-03-27 13:25:43 · answer #2 · answered by Brent W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carry a Cross!
2007-03-27 13:28:25 · answer #3 · answered by javo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the above answers are pretty good, just don't forget to hang strings of garlic around you doors. That should work.
2007-03-27 13:33:40 · answer #4 · answered by ron s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not at all. You see, just like its owner, your dog is exicted by a man in uniform.
2007-03-27 14:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
seems like the dogs have more sence than the owner
2007-03-27 13:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by sonya h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-03-27 13:39:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololololololol give your dog a treat.
2007-03-27 13:42:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are very funny
2007-03-27 13:34:37 · answer #9 · answered by gitsliveon24 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋