What do I do?!?! HELP !!!
2007-03-27 06:03:53 · 19 answers · asked by aa.gabriel 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Make sure you have a good excuse for the teacher, its to bad
you didn't ask earlier we could have given you some topics for your assignment. Start now even if you only have 20 minutes, explain your still working on it and finish it tonight...GL =)
2007-03-27 06:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by Gabriele 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless you are a closet genious, you are a screw-off. Why even wast the mminute it takes to ask for help in such a silly situation. Wasn't your mommy available? You sound like you either don't get school, don't need school, or simply like to screw-around and screw-off.
Personally, I don't care if you do, or don't, complete the science project. Actually, it would be a very lame excuse for a science project if you can get it done in one period. Not worth submitting. Unless you are attending one of those schools that simply give you a "Star" or "Smiley Face" for showing-up, and another one each time you can zip your pants up by yourself. If this is the case, I appologize for picking on you.
Science is actually very important to this world we live in. If you don't understant the basic tenets of Science, you will fall victim to the Right-Wing "Intelligent Design", which won't carry you very far in the real world of going to a quality college.
Good luck on your project, zip your pants, wipe your chin, tuck your shirt in, and smile, as someone out there may actually think you are "cute", for a short while anyways.
Ricky
2007-03-27 06:19:50 · answer #2 · answered by RICKY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your teacher the moment that you walk in the door that you have nothing to present, and hope that they don't make you stand up in front of the class and admit it.
You didn't do the project, now you take the lumps, whatever they are.
2007-03-27 06:07:10 · answer #3 · answered by Jarien 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do nothing. Just be honest and say that you don't have a presentation. Next time rather than play on the computer maybe you should do your work. Hey, wait a minute, are you my son.
2007-03-27 06:08:10 · answer #4 · answered by Thumper 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
say that you tried to solve the unsolvable problem by science:
"why do students don't do their projects and then worry about not having anything to present" you can say that your experiment didn't work as you weren't a good example because you wanted to do the project and didn't do it "as a project" so you would have to find someone who indeed did not do it and worried and deliver your project later lol
2007-03-27 06:10:24 · answer #5 · answered by grace g 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to the nearest restroom, scrape some excrement off of the toilet onto a piece of paper towel, and present it to your class as some form of rare mold.
2007-03-27 06:07:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say your project was on invisibility and draw up some notes on invisible paper and hand them in.
2007-03-27 06:12:56 · answer #7 · answered by PuckDat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok relax do the following:
1. take paper rubber band
2.put rubber band between index finger and thumb
3.when judges pass by flick rubber band at nearby friend
4.tell judges you are showing cause and effect
2007-03-27 06:08:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't you do your project last night?I'm sure you had adleast one night do do your project.Get a move on next time.
2007-03-27 06:07:44 · answer #9 · answered by Macallister 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
talk a but global warming and tell them we are losing the polar bears and that we are going to l0se the ice caps by 2040ad
2007-03-27 06:08:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋