Which Idol will be the one to crack and struggle tonight? And please don't every say Sanjaya, lol.
2007-03-27 05:00:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Who will suck it up the most on Idol tonight, and please don't everyone say Sanjaya, lol. Thanks.
2007-03-27 05:05:24 · update #1
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
I'm sending an offical warning to all weakminded individuals who are attempting to watch AMERICIAN IDOL tonight. There has been proof, since last week, that Sanjaya's hair is truely sendling subliminal messages to weakminded people. I REPEAT... Sanjaya's Hair is cursing weakminded individuals into a voting frinzy. There was a young girl during last week's show who was suffering from severe side effects of this serious condition! Her tearducts started to rupture and painfully spewing tears throughout the entire time of Sanjaya's performance. His hair is condemned with an "evil spell" hypnotizing all weak minds into what doctors are calling a "Drool-coma!" Reports are coming in rapidly across the USA from mothers who's daughters have suffered the same symptoms. We must protect ourselves and our young daughters until the Sanjaya Hypnotic Epidemic is eliminated! Please read the symptoms so you will be able to identify those who might need some help! Phone lines are open 24 hours a day for those who might need assistance for this aweful epidemic! Call 1-888-LOW-VOTE! Pleae do not attempt to vote for Sanjaya! We can help you! You don't want to end up like that poor innocent little girl on last week's show. Please! Do not vote for Sanjaya, call us instead! Together we can make a difference!!!!
Doctors have identified the symptoms into 4 phases:
Sanjaya Hypnotic Symptoms:
Phase 1: The subliminal messages start hypnotizing the weakminded individuals as soon as Sanjaya starts to sing. Symptoms start by having a glazed facial expression, staring into the TV, tuning out everything around them. A star-struck emotion with excessive smiling. Depending on how weakminded, some have documented crying and/or lots of drool dripping out of the mouth. The eyes are very concentrated onto Sanjaya's Hair, and mothers have reported that hearing is lost during this phase as well.
Phase 2: This phase starts when the hypnosis is complete, moreover, when Sanjaya stops singing! This is when the weakminded individual regain their hearing, but studies are showing this is when the mind draws a blank about everything that was just experienced. A serious black-out! All they claim to remember is how "SEXY SANJAYA'S HAIR" looks.
Phase 3: This is the phase when the hypnosis takes action; when the show is over. It is the most serious phase lasting up to 2 hours. Something about the words, "the phone lines are open" triggers the weakminds into an addictive behavior, which leads to an abusive voting technique. Excessive dailing on the phone and text messaging from multiple cell phones. Some mothers have even reported that they were so desperate... their own daughters have stolen other cell phones to satisfy this addictive voting behavior for Sanjaya!
Phase 4: Is the last phase of this condition. Luckly, the weakminded are so worn out by the excessive 2 hour voting... they pass out cold! Mothers have found their daughters dehydrated and covered in drool, clinching onto multiple cell phones. They have no memory about their experience, but many have suffered from physical finger damage due to the rapid voting technique. Teachers have witnessed lack of function in hands and incomplete homework due to this sad epidemic sweeping the USA.
Phone #: Doesn't actually exsist
2007-03-27 08:37:12 · answer #1 · answered by Krazy K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really don't think Gina is too talented. I think she's just on there still b/c she's the only "rocker". Which I find totally corny. And I don't think Sanjaya will totally suck it up, he did improve last week, maybe he will try harder b/c he's getting such a bad reputation. I did think he was talented in the beginning, he just needs way too much practice.
10 years from now, he could be the next Enrique Iglesias. You never know. He is funny to look at, and he wears ridiculous outfits, but he does have a nice voice. He's just not ready at this point in his life to be the idol.
I think Gina and maybe that bald guy will crack. I don't like either of the Chris's. They just irritate me.
2007-03-27 05:42:41 · answer #2 · answered by nymom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sanjaya has sucked every other week - sorry, but he does and I just love him to death, 'cause he's so darn cute - but the boy just needs to go home now.
2007-03-27 05:04:20 · answer #3 · answered by Tammy C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think for some reason Sanjaya will make it thru again. Blech!
2007-03-27 05:04:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam began with complete lotta love and the judges loved it simon even stated it wont be beat (and it wasnt) Allison did a so so pastime with cry toddler simon didnt really like it Kris and Danny duet they were ok, the judges didnt like it they sang renegade i in my opinion concept it became solid kris sang a beatles song it became so boring i cant keep in mind lol the jdges stated he gave attempt or some thing yet they didn t like it danny sang dream on, did an ok pastime yet did a terrible pastime on the perfect scream note simon stated it gave the impression of a horror teach adam and allison sang sluggish holiday and the judges loved it aww and they hugged LOL Allison is lengthy gone detrimental chick :(
2016-12-02 21:45:28 · answer #5 · answered by sechler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would answer but you won't let me say his name. Gina will suck too.
2007-03-27 05:03:52 · answer #6 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but I am confused between two.
2007-03-27 05:04:00 · answer #7 · answered by ®$ingh $harapova© 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who cares...maybe ill finally get my wish and the show be canceled
2007-03-27 05:04:00 · answer #8 · answered by jenivive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT is it SANJAYA?????
2007-03-27 05:04:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋