How do I make people laugh by being stupid?!?!?! Like a dumb joke that doesn't make any sense?!?!?!?! For instance, whenever something bad happens at school, I blame it on the wall. Or a joke like what does a grape and a duck have in common??? They are both purple......except for the duck.......hahahahahahaha. PLEASE ANSWER AND I WILL GIVE YOU SOME POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-27 04:03:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Whenever you wanna make someone laugh, stand under a lamp and say, "Wow, guys, I feel light headed."
hahahahaha
2007-03-27 04:07:49 · answer #1 · answered by bitchlips411 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Believe me you can not make people laugh by being stupid.Witty lines, right timing ,good punch lines,syntaxs,these are the tools that make people laughs. Most comedians are intelligent people.Jokes must have sense too. Like ,why are the pharmacist are in elavated place ? So they can look down at you." Grape and duck in common"? I can pop the grape easy in my mouth,the common duck will be squacking high to heaven ,while I am preparing him for my supper...
2007-03-27 11:35:43 · answer #2 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say that everything is "your mom."
For example... "I have to work with a Geo Database today."
"Your mom's a Geo Database."
Or "Are you English or retarded."
Or this joke:
There were two ducks in a bathtub and one duck said to the other 'Could you pass the soap?' The other said 'What do I look like, a typewriter?'
2007-03-27 11:17:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you could earn some extra attention by doing some Jackass-type of stunts. You will definitely become a legend!
2007-03-27 11:14:58 · answer #4 · answered by Mary Josette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i say that well im a blonde an di act as though i know what you rsaying but then as min ill ask what you said the first time lol i crack people up just chill be your self everyone has a funny side to them
2007-03-27 11:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by kitten_lover_bunny 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
act like a retarded person and you will gross them out. watch that horror movie "carrie" by stephen king and she'll show you the ropes on being weird. you have to think weird to speak weird. it's more than a joke.moonraven/cinderella
2007-03-27 11:11:09 · answer #6 · answered by MOONRAVEN 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Congratulations, the stupidity in this question alone made me laugh out loud. I think you are well on your way xxx
2007-03-27 11:07:56 · answer #7 · answered by JoyDivision 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋