2 or more that includes these phrases?
1. Was that before or AFTER you never called me?
2. The last person I went out with was a deranged dry cleaner.
3. O M G.....this is really a dream come true!!
4. Please....park your ego over there,would you?
5. Maybe THIS is why we never got together.
6. It's now or never!!
2007-03-27 03:44:43 · 4 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
I am 58,folks. This is NOT homework....how often must I say that? This is just a little creative fun on Yahoo.
2007-03-27 06:40:42 · update #1
Empire State Bldg.
Kayboff sightseeing and going to the top.
Ground floor...the door re-opens and in walks Clint Eastwood.
Kayboff is in a state of shock, thinking "OMG...this is a dream come true!!" Horrified...she smiles and thinks..."It's now or never!" I must say something. Mr. Eastwood looks her way...and says in (his deepest, voice)"The last person I went out with was a deranged dry cleaner" In her weakest whisper she asked "Was that before or AFTER you never called me?"
So...she asked.."Maybe THIS is why we never got together." he replied.."Please...park your ego over there,would you?" I haven't ever seen you, I don't even know you. My heart belongs to Miss Kitty!
About that time, the door opens on the 13th floor...he turns around and says;
Do You Feel Lucky? and smiled .....
2007-03-27 05:09:29 · answer #1 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CRIKY WOMAN! Are there NO secrets in your life?? Me n Willeth makin a story right now. Hold onto your cowboy boots.
I was shopping at the goodwill store in downtown Blackpool, UK, of course, and when I went to the elevator, it was almost full, and I saw WILLETH trying to push ahead of me to get on! I said, "ITS NOW OR NEVER" and jumped in ahead of him AND he said OMG.... this IS a dream come true! Being stuck in the elevator with Ravin_Lu! He started telling me about the last person he went out with, a deranged dry cleaner. All of his dates are with dry cleaners. And I said "I would NEVER date a dry-cleaner dater!" So, park your ego over there! Willeth sighs and thinks to himself..."maybe this is why we never got together!
2007-03-27 15:21:28 · answer #2 · answered by ravin_lunatic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We went to the library and got stuck on the elevator. I though to myself, OMG this is really a dream come true to be stuck with the crush of my life. I asked him to please........ park you ego over there,would you? And told him it's now or never!!
2007-03-27 03:59:38 · answer #3 · answered by ruth4526 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could. But would I, then, be doing your homework?
2007-03-27 04:23:02 · answer #4 · answered by Sallal 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋