omg shes so going to kill me... LOL but seriously.. how?
2007-03-27 03:43:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i dont think that is possible
i tried and it got me divorced
2007-03-27 03:46:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Usually you don't. It's the women who train the men (although we like to pretend otherwise) But if you must have an answer.
Threaten to rub her nose in it, If that doesn't work, threaten to spank her (Oh wait she might enjoy that one). Tell ya what you do....Take her into the bathroom and in a firm commanding voice point to the toilet and say...SIT... Then run for you're life because she is going to kill you...lol
2007-03-27 10:51:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sit her down and show her how to take a dookie IN the toilet not ON the toilet sorry bro thats the only way lol
2007-03-27 10:46:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
She is probably waiting for yout o get off line and pay some attention to her before she starts using the toilet. =)
2007-03-27 10:47:43 · answer #4 · answered by Moosey 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your wife goes to the toilet anywere other than the toilet put her nose in it and bring her too the loo she will soon learn :)
2007-03-27 10:46:40 · answer #5 · answered by Taseri 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just train the cat to cook and nosh on your old boy and then get rid of the wife
2007-03-27 10:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by Tez 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just don't push her ,she'll go when she's ready
and don't worry women are alot easier to train then men!Good Luck,
2007-03-27 10:54:25 · answer #7 · answered by selma b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put cheerios in the toilet and see if she can ring them.
2007-03-27 10:47:22 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Tori ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I say keep the cat and ditch the wife then.
2007-03-27 10:45:58 · answer #9 · answered by Drunk365 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
put sand on the toilet
2007-03-27 10:50:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just give her the litter box
2007-03-27 10:46:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋