are these signs a good indication my dentist is nuts?

Question

10) Keeps trying to sell me extra teeth.

9) His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"

8) Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.

7) Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.

6) He...ummm..licks his tools clean.

5) Gets pissed when i mention that 4 out of 5 dentists
surveyed line.

4) When i come to from being under the gas, he's quick to
insist that i wore your pants backwards when i came
into his office.

3) Wears a necklace made of human teeth.

2) Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.

1) Insists that a Novocaine shot is something that he'll
buy me at a bar if you just go out with him.

Answer 1

All of the signs are there that he is totally sane and just thinks you are cute. Schedule extra appointments.