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in case of emergency, use the vertical tuck:

use your james bond skills to discreetly shift your member so that it is straight up, and tucked behind your belt so that the mushroom tip is poppin out and can be hidden with your shirt.

this manuveur was coined by kyle, who also likes feet more than is humanly normal.

also, it does not work if your naked

2007-03-27 03:24:12 · answer #1 · answered by sobrien 6 · 0 0

Salt peter is something the military used to use to keep men from being able to get it up. It has no long term affects. If you are truly embarrassed by this I would suggest using it.

2007-03-27 11:03:02 · answer #2 · answered by Lauren D 1 · 0 0

Wear proper fitting underwear. Try to have a normal conversation with her without thinking about sex.

2007-03-27 10:22:14 · answer #3 · answered by Steven M 2 · 0 0

Think about Grandma and Grandpa doin' it!

2007-03-27 10:20:40 · answer #4 · answered by SoulRebel79 4 · 0 0

Just wave your left hand while pointing to it with your right hand and saying "ugg, ugg".. with any luck she will take care of it for you.

2007-03-27 11:04:17 · answer #5 · answered by brian 2 · 1 0

close your eyes and start thinking what would happen if she becomes your wife and how she would make your life miserable

2007-03-27 10:31:55 · answer #6 · answered by Wanderer 3 · 1 1

GET A LIFE

2007-03-27 10:21:12 · answer #7 · answered by cindy h 5 · 0 2

can't you just tuck it back in? get tighter underwear

2007-03-27 10:19:30 · answer #8 · answered by . 5 · 1 1

why would u want to stop it??

2007-03-27 10:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

dont touch it.

2007-03-27 17:10:26 · answer #10 · answered by Standing in Line 3 · 0 0

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