am i a pervert?

Question

Ok here goes. The other night i was drowning some hamsters in the sink (As i sometimes do) when i looked down and found myself sporting a massive erection. Now this isnt too weird for me, as ive gotten erections in the past while torturing animals, but they were larger animals (Cats and dogs) that i also enjoyed having sex with either during the torture or after they died. But i never got an erection while torturing a small animal before, i mean whats the point, theyre too small to penetrate anyway. I mean with my penis, i penetrate them with needles and stuff all the time (LOL!)

Anyway, since i couldnt screw the hamsters i had to masturbate right there instead. I had thought about maybe wrapping one in duct tape, so when i had sex with it it wouldnt explode, but that seems impracticle (possibly impossible) anyway i suppose my question is- does anyone know a good way to have sex with a hamster without ripping the little bugger apart?

ps- yahoo mods, go ahead and delete this one too. it only takes me 30 seconds to register again, plus it resets my daily answer limit. its cute that you limp dicked losers have the ability to delete a post online and think youre some kind of god. i dont hate you guys,in fact i pity you, i hope you enjoy your power on here, because this is the pinnacle of your life. you'll never be any more important than you are right now. congrats.

Answer 1

You have a psychiatric and psychological problem.You need to see a Dr,if you take a look on history all the multiple assassins started like you.But why don't you find a horse and let him penetrate you so you can feel what all those creatures feels when you do that to them.

Answer 2

specific, i assume i'd nicely be seen a pervert via some. I also have a grimy recommendations, I enjoy grimy jokes and that i admire intercourse. i does not call myself a pervert because of the fact i don't deviate from the sexual norm or push the subject rely of intercourse on others or use my sexuality to make others uncomfortable. to answer your 2d question, I purely have perverted recommendations often on the weekends, or exterior of artwork. whilst i'm at artwork, this is much less so yet purely because of the fact the persons + the workplace work at my job = SO not appealing.

Answer 3

No, you're not a pervert. That is, assuming those animals are FEMALE animals.
Nothing queer about our Ponsonby.


Or, you could be not a pervert, but a supreme comic genius taking the mickey out of everything.

But if that was the case, wouldn't I be laughing?

I'm not laughing.
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Answer 4

I have never in my life read something so disturbing as this, you are a very sick human and need to be put away. doing that to animals is sick, how long will it be before you do this to a human. you need help.

Answer 5

At least your not trying to drown children or jacking off to them.Everyone has different thoughts .about all sorts of wild things.I think your normal

Answer 6

You really like attention, get a life

Answer 7

just means you need a woman thats all one you can do that freaky stuff with luv ya lotz

Answer 8

god! if you can here me i praise this child lord, he needs all the help he can get lord, dont let the DEVIL! run threw his veins any longer lord plz save this child my lord



usted mudo perra

Answer 9

get off yahoo you sick fag this is the third screwed up thing iv come across

Answer 10

Pervert would be praising you, you waste of oxigen!