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As I watch a Nascar race
My wife gets right into my face
She say's you really like this stuff
As for me, I have had enough

All these cars go round and round
The finish line seems never found
She says if she was at the track
She leave me there, and not come back

She says she'd rather watch a show
Thats her favorite, I should know
She says she wants to watch it now
I say no way, no where no how

As we struggle for the remote
I grab it tight and start to gloat
The she puts me in some sort of hold
I drop the thing, my hand gets cold

She stands straight up and says to me
I just won, my show it be
But I'll just let her think she won
Because the race is a re-run

2007-03-26 23:33:51 · 8 answers · asked by gary_b04901 1 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

8 answers

The poem gets a 6. Your wife's rudeness gets a 10.

2007-03-26 23:58:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

7

2007-03-26 23:50:09 · answer #2 · answered by twyla 3 · 0 0

9

2007-03-27 00:36:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

6 for the effort..gals love romance not sports..put some intimate moments love and everything..and u will score

2007-03-26 23:42:50 · answer #4 · answered by Roxy K 1 · 0 0

1. I also hate nascar.

2007-03-27 00:28:06 · answer #5 · answered by JG123 2 · 0 0

Arn't you sweet to her! Cute poem but Babe, its not your best!! make her give you dessert now !!

2007-03-27 01:30:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is pretty funny - I give it a 7.5!

2007-03-27 00:11:26 · answer #7 · answered by jillmarie2000 5 · 0 0

Errrrrrrrrrrr............. dont enter it for prizes 4

2007-03-26 23:42:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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