True extracts from court stenographer?

Question

What is your brother-in-law's name?



Borofkin.



What's his first name?



I can't remember.



He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?



No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first name!







Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?



I refuse to answer that question.



Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?



I refuse to answer that question.



Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?



No.







Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?



By death.



And by whose death was it terminated?







Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?



No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.







What is your name?



Ernestine McDowell.



And what is your marital status?



Fair.







Are you married?



No, I'm divorced.



And what did your husband do before you divorced him?



A lot of things I didn't know about.







And who is this person you are speaking of?



My ex-widow said it.







How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?



Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney, and said he was really good.

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Some very funny replies.I bet the court officials had a good giggle.
Thanks for sharing those with us.