When will leftist paternalism turn every single American into Jaba-sized wimps?

Question

Every time the child of a leftist skins his knee...lefty invites big brother in to shakle America with more paternalistic laws and fees and departments of saftey

Problem is...evolution is for real and ...well...thanks to lefty Joe and Christian morality...we are melting into a mush of super wossiness.

LOVE YOUR ENEMY! That's what we call "morality"...of course, conservatives rationalize this super radical pacifist doctrine...but the left takes Jesus literally here...

Answer 1

The laws that promote safety in this country have nothing to do with lack of exercise and overeating.
Long work hours and lack of school gym classes do,
and no 'lefty big brother' caused those changes.