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Shut down the border's, we are being invaded by mexico, our tax base cannot support 1/2 of mexico living here illegally, half of mexico's population is ILLEGALLY in the U.S. riding on the tax payers coin, I went to register my little guy for school, they wanted all documentaion of where I lived, and proof of it, I said "What if I was an "Illegal", the school informed me that BY LAW, they would have to accept me, I retorted with "Don't you think we should STOP doing this, it might stop illegal immigration", the school informed me that a diversified community is much better for the child, I said "Yea, and I don't want to live in a diversified SLUM, thats what the 3rd world is doing to my country, AND THEY COULD CARE LESS" ! If they are "ILLEGAL", why do we set up "Community help centers" to get them on welfare, medicaid, dental, and a job off the books NOT paying taxes.

2007-03-26 21:29:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Declare martial law and hang all the lawyers.

I'd also hang all members of the Bush administration, all officers of Haliburton, Microsoft, GE, BYU, RIAA, EnergySolutions, Sorenson, Keane, ARC, Intel, ITT, May Stores, McDonalds, Nike, Starbucks, Nuskin, State Farm, Allstate, ALL the Kennedys, and last, but certainly not least, Chris Cannon, and Orrin Hatch!

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The above statement was made while not sufficiently intoxicated, and/or drugged to be regarded as serious, punishable threats. Also, all or any similarities to actual organizations, persons, or hermaphrodites, is strictly coincidental, and abstract words such as "hang" not sufficiently and/or precisely defined to constitute a reasonable and/or intentional threat to any person, or entity, real or fictitious.

2007-03-27 04:52:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Require that all politicians be required to take intelligence tests and psychological evaluations. That oughta prevent at least the stupid and crazy politicians from getting into office; then all we'll be left with are the really smart crooked ones.

2007-03-27 04:31:33 · answer #3 · answered by The Dark Side 6 · 1 0

Garner support from the military until I had total control, then I would dismiss the Congress and begin plans for world domination. I would call myself the Emperor, and have a mouthy little toady named Darth Cheney.

2007-03-27 04:27:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Find out what the most 10 urgent problems need to solve for my country and brainstorm with my most intelligent team member.

2007-03-27 04:25:35 · answer #5 · answered by Bright 6 · 1 0

Have a huge BBQ on the White House lawn

2007-03-27 04:26:44 · answer #6 · answered by EvelynMine 7 · 1 0

The first thing I would do is call a meeting, snd invite all heads of state, and get ideas for new agenda.

2007-03-27 04:24:59 · answer #7 · answered by Marcus Ariel 2 · 1 0

Give the television and airwaves back to the people along with revamping the whole campaign system.

2007-03-27 04:24:29 · answer #8 · answered by Nicktu 2 · 1 0

My first command would be to be taken to Area 51 and be shown the Aliens.(seriously)

2nd command, clean out all the corrupt members of the government and come clean with the country.

2007-03-27 04:23:17 · answer #9 · answered by Joshu@ 5 · 2 1

I honestly wouldn't want the job i wouldnt wan't any position of power it only corupts your mind and makes you hunger for more power and greed all i would ever want is a simple life.

2007-03-27 04:29:23 · answer #10 · answered by JOhNe=mc² 6 · 1 0

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