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Using torture as a tool for dealing with terrorists is very controversial, but I think that this one might be effective and a bit more humane than most traditional methods. My idea is to use this method of torture for the terrorists in the Middle East in order to get information out of them to potentially save many lives.

Here is my plan. When it may be beneficial to use torture on a terrorism prisoner, take this prisoner to a cell and strap him in a chair sitting in front of a big screen monitor, be it a television or a projection. Then, force him to watch a loop of all of MTV's "My Super Sweet 16" episodes ever released.

I do not believe that I can think of any greater method of torture for the American hating terrorists. I think that they may confess to anything in order to be relieved from watching the show.

If you have not seen this program, please watch it at your own risk. It is truly embarassing to American society.

2007-03-26 20:02:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Law & Ethics

Actually, I've seen the show because an ex-girlfriend of mine used to watch it. I can't remember if she actually liked it or not but she always had MTV on, and I remember being disgusted by it. This was years ago, and a more recent South Park episode reminded me of the show, and when looking at TV listings, I couldn't believe that they're still churning out new episodes. Personally, I believe that MTV is one of the worst channels on television in terms of program quality - complete GARBAGE.

2007-03-26 20:22:54 · update #1

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Actually, you'll prob find that terrorists made the tv show in the first place. If not, God help us all!

2007-03-26 20:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by Gabriel 1 · 0 0

Good idea but I think making them watch Bill O'Reilley and other FOX Noise channel programs would be an even worse torture.

2007-03-26 20:12:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Watch the scene in Braveheart the place the English torture and homicide the captive William Wallace. Asides from making particular you do not kill the hostage, this might truthfully get the captive individual babbling all of their secrets and methods.

2016-10-20 00:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sounds like to much MTV on your part. Sex-starved terrorist scum would likely like that line of programming.

Keep in mind your average terrorist scum in male, under 25, and only viewed women as much as their limited eye-bearing but nothing else view of the world has educated them on. As soon as they see cleavage of any kind, they will be gone.

2007-03-26 20:08:55 · answer #4 · answered by bottleblondemama 7 · 0 0

The mere fact that you have even seen the show diminishes your credibility tremendously, unless it was only in small snippets while channel-surfing.

2007-03-26 20:11:53 · answer #5 · answered by finishedfaking 1 · 0 0

Forget that dude. Just Nuke the whole Middle east. Its not for me to decide "humane", innocents or, guilt - Thats God's Job. We should however not shurg our responsibility in making the arrangments between them and God.

Forget "humane" - When you fly planes in my back yard, I'm not very interested in being nice

2007-03-26 20:13:21 · answer #6 · answered by Michael z 1 · 1 2

Lol
I've never seen the show but thanks for the warning.
my friend actually already came up with this form of torture but not using that show obviously. he also thought of a really funny name for it. he called it "clockwork oranging" him. if you haven't seen "a clockwork orange" i highly highly recommend it.

2007-03-26 20:21:57 · answer #7 · answered by smokesha 3 · 0 0

Yes, It would be interesting to see how this would play out.

2007-03-26 20:13:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

have them hear rosie fat-girl speak on certain topics, or even have her strip in front of them. wooooooooooooo, now that would be very awful, the terrorist would beg for you to kill them.

2007-03-26 20:11:24 · answer #9 · answered by armando j 3 · 2 0

Lol, that should work.

2007-03-26 20:06:48 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 1 0

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