A few random questions that popped in my skull....
Do maggots get drunk on dead alcoholics?
Are you a beer holder or a beholder?
If opportunity only knocks once why the mormons learn that too?
Have you ever gotten drunk with a midget?
2007-03-26 19:59:48 · 13 answers · asked by Lazrus 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would say that maggots do indeed get drunk on dead alcholocis, guess i'm a beholder, those mormons just like the knockers and i have not gotten drunk with a midget but one time when I was in Las Vegas I played black jack with a table full of drunk midgets. It was too much fun being sober and watching them try to stay up on those stools at the tables. Now. . . .a question for you. . . . .Do you know the muffin man?
2007-03-26 20:04:17 · answer #1 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dude! Way too much time on your hands! Get a hobby. First, a dead alcoholic doesn't necessarily have alcohol in his system, besides, the maggots are eating flesh, and not necessarily the blood where the alcohol "would" be. I am a beholder since I am a bourbon and coke drinker. Don't get where you are coming from with the Mormons because I don't follow their doctrine, and I don't know any midgets personally. I have fantacized about making love to a midget though. Have you seen the comedy "ACCEPTED"? There are scenes with midgets and at least one scene getting it on with a midget.
2007-03-27 03:07:36 · answer #2 · answered by Curious_Yank_back_in_South_Korea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok let me see....
maggots get drunk on just about anything that's dead
i'm a beholding beer holder.
have no clue
nope. haven't gotten drunk with any one in a long while. i think it's time that i did.
2007-03-27 03:12:31 · answer #3 · answered by Piggy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably.
A beholder.
I don't know.
No! Oh, wait! Does at a bon-fire party in the boonies count? Then yes! Hahaahahah! That's funny!
2007-03-27 03:03:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Huh?
2007-03-27 21:51:06 · answer #5 · answered by mormon_4_jesus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think waaaaayyyy to much!
2007-03-27 03:04:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why are you asking all of these questions?
2007-03-27 03:03:58 · answer #7 · answered by puffy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no
no
no
no
2007-03-27 03:03:32 · answer #8 · answered by destiny 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no to all
2007-03-27 03:01:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i don't know and the answer is not to all...
2007-03-27 03:03:49 · answer #10 · answered by Tia 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋