This is just humor folks pick one
Fergie
Rosie O'Donnell
Hilary Duff
Carrie Underwood
Jack Black
Britney Spears
Larry The Cable Guy
John Bon Jovi
Madonna
Andy Griffith
The Blue Man Group
Faith Hill
Shakira
Jeff Corwin
David Hasselhoff
Dr Phil
Lindsay Lohan
Anthony Robbins
Paula Deen
Donald Trump
Howard Stern
John Boy and Billy
Other show biz person type you name.Remeber Cerberus isnt real this is just a silly question for fun
2007-03-26 19:53:23 · 4 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Well since he has three heads, I would suggest he try to take on Rosie O'Donnell, but she might put up a good fight being that she eats Christian babies and is an ex matador, I think he could lose.
So in replacement of that annoying female reptilla on the View-over- here- sux, I'd say a celec for each head: Fergie, Paris, and Ryan Seacrest
2007-03-26 20:06:35 · answer #1 · answered by GreyRainbow 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I asked a similar question, but I went one further and asked what celebrity you'd like to assassinate if you wouldn't get caught, and, boo hoo, someone reported me. Give me a break!! Anyway, per your list, I'd go with Rosie O'Donnel, Jon Bon Jovi, and, though he's not on your list, a definite snack in the form of Michael "the child molester" Jackson. Chomp, chomp, snarl, tear, swallow, digest, and poop into a big steaming pile of Cerberus dung!
2007-03-26 20:19:19 · answer #2 · answered by enbsayshello 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Madonna. But you forgot the ultimate slut, Pairs Hilton. Oh and Jessica and Ashley Simpson, and Nicole Ritchie. As for men I have to go with Tom Cruise.
2007-03-26 20:53:55 · answer #3 · answered by Kat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Please send Cerberus the Three Headed Demon Dog after Donald Trump. He needs the exercise.
2007-03-27 00:54:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋