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Nothing, I don't even know you.

2007-03-26 18:42:00 · answer #1 · answered by DEATH 7 · 2 1

From the look of that photo, the first thing I would do is salivate (cartoon Big Bad Wolf-style). Then try to get my heart rate under control. And then . . . well, it's too nasty and explicit to get into here. But it would be fun, I promise. And the more you liked it, the more I would. And if you didn't especially like it all, you'd probably learn to.

2007-03-27 16:31:01 · answer #2 · answered by chiennoir54 4 · 0 1

Stick a bottle of 409 in one hand and a rag in the other and show you how to clean my house. After that, I'd probably show you where the vacuum cleaner is kept and how to use it and THEN ... and only if you're still panting for more ... I'd show you how to use my washer, dryer AND dishwasher! Now that's my kind of fantasy!

2007-03-27 01:43:43 · answer #3 · answered by Emily Dew 7 · 0 1

I would make you go on a reality show. And not even a well-known one like Survivor. You would have to go on Next or the Fifth Wheel.

2007-03-27 02:36:04 · answer #4 · answered by Surely Funke 6 · 0 1

If those are your legs in the picture I would have you assume that same position, and after I was done with you, you would want the long, hard one from now on..

2007-03-27 01:45:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

What do you want me to do?

2007-03-27 01:44:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I'll sex you up all over over and over agian. Lick your p0ssy, suck your tities,finger you, have sex in any position you want to. What will you do to me? mail me to tell me at bootylover300@yahoo.com

2007-03-27 13:15:08 · answer #7 · answered by bootylover300 2 · 0 2

It's a surprise! Come over and find out...

2007-03-27 01:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by duwbryd 3 · 2 1

Nothing. You have nothing to offer me.

2007-03-27 08:39:51 · answer #9 · answered by IndyT- For Da Ben Dan 6 · 0 1

If your a boy>Take you to the pleasure zone, now that would be telling L.O.L :))
be good David :)xxx

2007-03-27 02:36:49 · answer #10 · answered by wowdavid 3 · 0 2

Slap you on the @ss and call you Sally.

2007-03-27 01:44:07 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 2 2

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