Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there isnot enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
PS: Don’t forget my stars :D
2007-03-26 17:42:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
MMI Shut up plz
2007-03-26 18:11:34 · update #1
i love this one
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
2007-03-26 22:04:33 · update #2
Lol Ghanouge........ Good one...
That is very true...I like them...even, make me remember when kids were 3 years old or so, and we became crazy when they asked.........why...this?? why.....another thing? All the day replying question that sometimes we even didnt know the reply..but they always wanting to know more.
Thank you for making me remember that
2007-03-27 03:03:42 · answer #1 · answered by حلاَمبرا hallambra 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MMI I hope you should show some respect thank Ghanouja for taking the time to share this with us.
Ghnouja you have my star and thank you for sharing and never mind MMI we all know what kind of a person he is.
2007-03-27 08:18:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wish I could give you two stars for this. If this is an original it is the most clever one I have seen on Yahoo. Everyone, everyone of them happen to be so true.
2007-03-27 11:09:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will answer this question, am not awake still and everyone has complicated questions and my brain is not on duty yet, however I just wanted to say hello to
3ammou MMI lak how are you, my dad is your age, you must know him
Toushka
2007-03-27 05:10:17 · answer #4 · answered by .... 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hey dont ask me these Questions,how am i suppose to know the answer to them!! lol
2007-03-27 07:58:38 · answer #5 · answered by Pinky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey beautiful
lol that is soo true i am 100% with you and these questions have been making me crazy for my whole life
2007-03-28 05:52:48 · answer #6 · answered by fatma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart questions with no logical answers. And there are a lot more to be asked too...
2007-03-27 05:24:49 · answer #7 · answered by marechal_00 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
smiling
I love your questions...I hope someone knows the answers to them, cuz I want to know why why why toooooo!!!!!!
My favorite was the vaccum cleaner going over a thread...lol (I do that ha ha ha)
2007-03-27 05:01:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Because we're living in a mad mad world.
2007-03-27 05:58:03 · answer #9 · answered by Kalooka 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because we love to ask why, thats all :)
Good morning ghannouge, you are here very early, got into a fight with your husband?
2007-03-27 01:00:05 · answer #10 · answered by Me Myself and I 2 · 0⤊ 6⤋