CAN SOMEONE TELL ME A HILARIOUS JOKE dirty or clean??

Question

best one gets ten points i need a laugh d

Answer 1

A nun is taking a bath.
She hears a knock on the door, "Who IS it?"
"It's the blind man".
Blind man? She doesn't know any blind man.
Loosely throwing a towel around her waist she opens the door.
He says, "Nice breast, lady! Now where do you want these blinds hung?"

Answer 2

Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday." "What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

Answer 3

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
> over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult surgical
> procedure.
>
> A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
> Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
> to wash your upper body and feet."
>
> He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
> Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
> testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the
> covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
>testicles
> in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close
>look
> and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
>
> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
> "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
> closely...
>
> A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

Answer 4

http://www.dadazi.net/Home/puns.html

Answer 5

aparently not