How do you make your friends laugh by being stupid. For instance, I blame everything that bad happens on the wall. PLEASE ANSWER AND I WILL GIVE YOU POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!********************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*********************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***********!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**********************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-26 17:02:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
ummmmm......
•OK, there were two muffins inside an oven. One muffin say, "Wow, it's really getting hot in here." and the other muffin says, "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"
•What's the difference between a duck and a grape?
They are both purple, except for the duck!
••BLONDE JOKES••
• One day, a blonde bought a brand new convertable, as she was driving she accidentally managed to tailgate a guy in a monster truck. The figured out a way to get the blonde to pull over to the side of the road. He made her get out of her brand new convertable. He took a piece of chalk out of his pocket, and drew a circle on the ground. He told the blonde to stay inside this circle. He took his pocket knife out, and cut all four of her car's tires. He then looked at the blonde, she had a grin on her face. He then went to his car and got out a bat. He went to the convertable, and banged all of the window. He looked over at the blonde, she had a big smile on his face. He went back to his car and got some extra gas, and poured it all over her brand new car. He looked at the blonde, by now she wall laughing! He furiously went to his car, and got out his lighter, he set the car on fire, and turned to look at the blonde's facial expression. She was laughing histarically. He yelled at her, I have ruined your car, why are you laughing. "Every time you turned around, I stepped out of the circle." said the blonde.
• There was one blonde, one brunette, and one black haired girl, all were about to go into outer space. One of the astronauts asked the brunette which planet she wanted to go to first. The brunette replied, "I want to go to Saturn, because i heard it has lots of rings, and I would like to see them." He then turned to the black haired girl, "Which planet would you like to go to first?" he said. "I would like to go to Jupiter, because I heard there is aliens living there." He then turned to the blonde, "Where would you like to go to first?" he asked. "I would like to go to the sun." "Don't you know that if you get to close to the sun, you will die!" said the man. "I'd go at nighttime, DUH!" said the blonde.
I'd write a whole bunch more blonde jokes but I am tired of writing X] . I hope I helped. :D
2007-03-26 17:41:01 · answer #1 · answered by ≈[Łąūřėņ]≈™ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is a big difference between being funny and being stupid funny. Stupid funny gets old fast, while having good humor gets laughs and makes you likeable. Blaming the wall WILL NOT GET YOU LAID!!! EVER!!!
2007-03-27 01:03:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Think this,';';';';';'; stupid means laugh.Laugh means stupid.joke means laugh,laugh means joke,and Sam times i use to believe bad is not all ways bad.bad teak us to the good, and show us what is good in bad.for ex*do Sam thing by mistake front of your friend's or skyward Sam of your friend's by surprise present,like hide and jump and remind that to every one.every day do deferment thing's,like that.
2007-03-27 00:24:59 · answer #3 · answered by l_Geniuse 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This question confuses me. That's the only way I make people laugh, and that's the only way people make me laugh. The best comedy is that which requires little to no thought. That's what my glass of tea told me, anyway.
2007-03-27 00:07:48 · answer #4 · answered by lejosmcoy 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahaha theres a lot of things you can say that can make ppl laugh...that doesnt have to be stupid...like usually im the clown in lunch and at school i make things up or i like make fun of ppl not in a mean way just like playin around...or like um...make jokes of things goin on around you...sometime you can make jokes bout yourself that dont put you down or doesnt make you stupid.
2007-03-27 00:11:08 · answer #5 · answered by Mickey12 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i'm not a greedy one for points but if u want 2 make ur friends laugh,try every time,take advantage of every moment that comes ur way.and i'm happy 2 find a person like u who really care for her friends.!!best of luck.!
2007-03-27 01:54:50 · answer #6 · answered by miss pink laviender ( 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Just be yourself and have a lot of blonde moments. Even if your not blonde you can always pretend. Otherwise go online and find some jokes to have onhand in case you ever need them.
2007-03-27 00:08:01 · answer #7 · answered by J 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hmmm.....i think...some ppl have an ability or talent to make others laugh....by being stupid or so....n thats not so easy....but all can try that......cuz sometimes it's intentional and sometimes its perfectly natural....wen ppl make such faces....(being stupid as u said) n may b sometimes they laugh like fools.....! that really makes one laugh!!
2007-03-27 00:09:08 · answer #8 · answered by zeck...in 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
THE BEST WAY!imitate other peoples actions and behaviours (like u kno.. the way they walk, talk or eat,etc...)even if they were ur friends but make sure u do it good and interesting and not to insult them.
2007-03-27 00:17:34 · answer #9 · answered by ßøöʼš ɷ ĞĩŗƔˠ 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Normally physical stupidity makes people laugh... eg.. making stupid faces, trip over sth and fell on ur butt... clumsy hands and legs....
2007-03-27 00:06:08 · answer #10 · answered by AL75 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋