GIRLS: I need help with comebacks please..?

Question

I'm going through a ruff time at the moment with girls. and I need simple comebacks. Like she calls me a B I T C H and I said back to her B I T E M E W H O R E i know some of you are going to say dont bother and for those of you who are going to say that, dont even bother helping. I just need acouple.. Please help me.. thanks

Answer 1

Call her assorted creams that what i used to call the girl who was the biggest w h o r e and a real bitc* when i was growing up she had no idea what i meant so that made us laugh even more.

Answer 2

Start a rumor that she has an STD or something.
Some good comebacks are:
Well at least I have friends
At least my friends arent sleeping with my boyfriend
At least im not easy
At least I have boobs
Not as big of a b**** as you
Well i'm a b**** in training but your a master
At least people like me
You a ho
Hey is that a coldsore i see or herpis
craterface
What is that huge thing on your nose
Or you could agree with her and she'll eventually leave you alone.

Hope that helps.

Answer 3

first of all... a regular name doesn't make anyone feel bad unless its true right. so if i called u fat and u were super skinny you would just shrug it off. What you need to do is find something that will actually hurt the person. Something that is so true its mean.
ya know what im sayin?

Answer 4

just be like f u k off or dont f u k i n talk 2 me b i t c h or f u k you dont let them seam like there the bigger person or there better then you

oh or you could really suprise them & say thanks (wit additude)that why they will think you like it or dont mind

hope i helped
~13chula13~